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Today I donated my watch, phone, and $300 to a poor guy.

You wouldn't believe the immense happiness and relief I felt as he slid the p**... back into his waistband.

President George W. Bush is sitting in his office...

...When one of his informants walks in to report,
"Mr. President, yesterday three Brazilian soldiers were killed by Al Qaeda."
Bush is silent for a moment as he holds his head in his hands in immense sadness.
"Sir, what's wrong?" asks the informant.
Bush brings his head up to look at the man and asks,
"How many is a Brazilian, exactly?"

Sensei, I need your advice.

I wish to live to be 100 years old.
- Then get married.
Will that make me live 100 years?
- No! But the wish will fade away.
Thank you great master for your immense wisdom.

A professor was starting to read and grade the immense stack of term papers on his desk....

....when a young man approached his desk.
Here's my paper, sir, said the student.
I'm sorry, young man. That paper was due yesterday, and I do not accept late submissions.
Well, excuse me, sir, the student said, haughtily. Do you know who I am?
No, I do not, replied the professor.
Good! the student answered gleefully, as he hastily stuck his paper into the middle of the stack and beat a hasty retreat.

I hired a monk to redo my bathroom floors, and he put me under an immense amount of pressure.

It was tile by friar.

What do you call a dinosaur that is large, immense, huge, collosal, gigantic, vast, enormous, titanic, massive and big?

A thesaurus.

I dropped a bottle of ketchup on my foot.

It caused immense pain to ma toes.

I can never understand why Xenophobia is considered ignorant...

Given their immense potential for death and destruction, I personally find the fear of Xenomorphs to be perfectly sensible.

It is a proven Scientific fact, that things expand when under immense heat...

I'm not fat, I'm really hot

Immense joke, It is a proven Scientific fact, that things expand when under immense heat...


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Immense joke, It is a proven Scientific fact, that things expand when under immense heat...

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