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Sensei, I need your advice.
I wish to live to be 100 years old.
- Then get married.
Will that make me live 100 years?
- No! But the wish will fade away.
Thank you great master for your immense wisdom.
A professor was starting to read and grade the immense stack of term papers on his desk....
....when a young man approached his desk.
Here's my paper, sir, said the student.
I'm sorry, young man. That paper was due yesterday, and I do not accept late submissions.
Well, excuse me, sir, the student said, haughtily. Do you know who I am?
No, I do not, replied the professor.
Good! the student answered gleefully, as he hastily stuck his paper into the middle of the stack and beat a hasty retreat.
I hired a monk to redo my bathroom floors, and he put me under an immense amount of pressure.
It was tile by friar.
I dropped a bottle of ketchup on my foot.
It caused immense pain to ma toes.
I can never understand why Xenophobia is considered ignorant...
Given their immense potential for death and destruction, I personally find the fear of Xenomorphs to be perfectly sensible.
It is a proven Scientific fact, that things expand when under immense heat...
I'm not fat, I'm really hot
A kid was walking with his friend Pete, when he suddenly tripped and fell...
The kid let out a loud "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE," as he was in immense pain. After a couple of seconds, Pete also let out a loud "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE." The kid just looks at Pete and says...
Thanks for the Re, Pete.
A divers reached 300 meters under the sea
Diver : the pressure here is immense
Fish : all the cool kids take drugs
Diver : all the cool kids you say?
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President Trump is in Israel for the m**... Summit. He gets ill and dies...
President Trump is in Israel for the m**... Summit. He gets ill and dies.
The local officials tell his aides that they could return the body to America but to honor the President they offer to bury him there in the Holy Land.
The aides confer and tell the official that they will take the body home.
The official asks why they would do that rather than accept the immense gift of burial in the Holy Land.
The aides reply: A long time ago someone was buried here and arose 3 days later. We can't take that chance.
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