Immediatly Jokes
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A master chef dies goes to heaven. Immediatly he finds himself in the kitchen doing what he loves. He begins cooking all the foood just like he did when he was alive. Finally he gets a strange order, a steak well done sprinkled with holy water. So he asks whats up with this order.
For Christs steak Micheal.
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A hot woman walks into a bar
She is immediatly approached by a man
"Hi i'm r**..." the man says
"my name is Lisa" the woman responds
"My name is John" says the man
Another bar joke
So two music notes walk into a bar, the tender immediatly knew it was treble, i cant tell you the rest of the story though, i like to end it on a cleff hanger.
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[Nsfw] A young couple are trying out...
A young couple decided to try out condoms with a taste. As excited as they were to try this out for the first tine they hurry upstairs and put their clothes off immediatly.
The girl decides that it would be fun to close her eyes and guess what taste it is.
Immediatly she yells:' Meat with melted cheese!'
Guy:' I didn't put it on yet...'
Wireless internet
Yesterday I was sitting in my room. I looked outside and I saw some men working in the street. Digging trenches, and filling them with dirt immediatly after. I'm starting to get curious what they're doing. So eventually I go outside and I ask them what they are doing. To wich the man replies: "We're laying down wireless internet."
I love telling this one verry seriously to people. It's genius.
There was a trucker riding along on a highway, While riding he sees a priest on the side of the road sticking his thumb out trying to catch a ride.
So out of curtisy the trucker stops and picks up the priest.
They start chatting and having a good time.
On the way they see a homeless person on the side of the street.
The truckers veers off and hits the homeless person. *bu-dump* the trucker sees homeless person,*bu-dump* the driver who is laughing histerically wasn't watching the road and there was another bu-dump, The driver immediatly stops and looks around nervous."what was that?" he looks at the priest and the priest looks back.
"You missed a homeless guy, but don't worry I got him with the door."
A man walks Into a bar and orders a beer
He gets his drink and adds a little something to it and this macho guy comes in grabs his drink and slams it down. The man begins crying immediatly tears pouring down, he just seems so distraught.
The macho man tells him he is sorry offers to buy him another drink. The man goes
"it's not that today is the worst day of my life, I woke up and my car wouldn't start so I walked to work. When I got there my boss fired me for being late. So I walked all the way home in the pouring rain and when I got there I caught my wife with another man in our bed. I walked to the closes bar sat down poured poison into my drink and you drank that!"
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Two buddies went hunting..
There were two buddies, Alan and Dave, who decided to go hunting. They drove for well over an hour, and walked into the woods for about an hour more, when suddenly Dave collapsed. Alan panicked, and immediatly rang 911 and told the lady: *You gotta help me, Dave just died!*. The lady at the other end calmly said: *Calm down sir. Now, can you go and make sure that he is infact dead?*. Alans end of the line got quiet for a little bit until a loud **bang** was heard. Some more seconds passes, and Alan picks up the phone again and says: *OK he's dead, now what?*
The CIA was recruiting a new hitman...[Adult]
... and had 3 preferencial candidates, a french guy, a british guy and a portuguese guy.
They all had the same final test, which was to kill their wives with a handgun.
First one was the french. He immediatly refused, saying he could never kill his beloved wife.
Next was the british guy. He paced around inside the room his wife was, but after 10 minutes he handed back the gun, all teary eyed, saying he could not do it.
Last one was the portuguese guy. He went into the room and as soon as the door closed, they heard 3 shots. After that they heard a lot of noise, like cursing, stuff breaking, yelling and after a couple of minutes, complete silence.
The portuguese guy came out, visibly tired and said:
"You guys could have told me the gun had blanks. I had to beat her to death."
I know all about it.
One day little timmy overheard a conversation on the bus where a man was telling his friend how he would get his wife to tell him whatever he wanted by saying "i know all about it"
Taking the knowledge of these words little timmy went home and was
greeted by his mother, to which he said "i know all about it" shocked the mother said "i didn't want you to find out about that so heres $20 if you don't tell your father".
So little timmy went up to his father and after his father greeted him little timmy said "i know all about it", his father was confused for a minute and then quietly said "don't tell your mother about this" and gave him $40.
Rather proud of himself timmy walked out the door to spend his money, Upon leaving the house timmy saw the mailman and thought he would try his luck one last time, So he looked the mailman dead in the eyes and said "i know all about it".Immediatly the mailman said "hello son".
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