Immature Jokes
52 immature jokes and hilarious immature puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about immature that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you a teen or young adult dealing with immature jokes from a boyfriend, classmate or friend? This article explores the reasons why immature jokes make us laugh and why they are sometimes necessary, while offering tips to handle the jokes in a mature way.
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Funniest Immature Short Jokes
Short immature jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The immature humour may include short naive jokes also.
- My wife told me I was immature and needed to grow up. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house anymore.
- My girlfriend left me 6 weeks ago because she thinks I'm immature. Now I'm all alone on Christmas day and crying my eyes out because Santa didn't come.
- I swear to god if my girlfriend calls me immature one more time... She's never getting her nose back.
- My ex broke up with me My ex broke up with me because I , apparently , was too immature ...
I took a deep breath and calmed down.
Then I went to her house , rang the doorbell and ran away. - My wife is so immature My wife is so immature. I'm at home in the bath and she'd come in whenever she felt like it and sink all my boats.
- my wife was so immature.. i'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink all my boats
- Why did the researchers stopped their research on embryos? Because the subject is still to immature.
- My wife accused me of being immature and having an overactive imagination... Well, what does she know, she's just a smurf.
- Only the immature will laugh A sausage and an egg are frying in a pan.
"It's a bit too hot in here for me, mate." The sausage says to the egg.
The egg screams, "Ahh! A talking sausage!" - My wife said she's leaving me because I am so immature I was so surprised I nearly fell off my high chair.
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Immature One Liners
Which immature one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with immature? I can suggest the ones about young kid and premature.
- My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort.
- My sister said I'm being immature. I guess she isn't getting her nose back
- Why are programmers so immature? They're still developing
- My girlfriend told me I was immature... so I told her to get out of my fort.
- My therapist asked me how many times a day I act immature. I responded, "sixty-nine."
- My wife is so immature.. When I'm taking a bath she sinks all my boats!
- Someone called me immature today. Guess who isn't allowed in my tree house?
- This might seem immature, but hole
- I am so immature That I hired a babysitter for myself
- It's hard being immature in the military. All these officers keep talking about my doody.
- What's the most immature gaming console? Ninutendo 69
- Immature humor is like the sun... It goes down on your mom each night.
- People often ask me if my French jokes are immature... wee.
- What do you call an immature carrot? A baby carrot.
- My wife told me I was immature and needed to grow up. I have erectile dysfunction.
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What funny jokes about immature you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean teenage jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make immature pranks.
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They say you are what you eat..
..no wonder some priests are such immature d**....
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Joke directed insult
A woman walks into the doctors office. She says she wants a child, but doesnt want to have s**.... The doctor says ok and asks what kind of child she wants. The woman said she wanted a smart and handsome kid. The doctor then hands her a blue pill.
A few months later, the woman comes back and says she has had a miscarriage but still wants a child. The doctor says ok and asks what kind of kid she wants. The woman said she will have a regular kid this time. The doctor then hands her a red pill.
Even more months later, the woman returns and says shes had a miscarriage but still wants a kid. The doctor says ok and asks what kind of kid she will want. She says since the other ones did not work out she will have a ugly, s**... kid. The doctor says ok and hands her a pill.
*At this point the joke teller asks the victim what color they think the pill is.
*The response will most likely be "I don't know, what?"
*The joke teller then says "I don't know, try asking your mother."
Immaturity at its best.
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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Hehe... 'screw'
Alternatively: 69, but everyone expects that one.
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Graduations are so immature
You can hardly get to the end without name calling
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Childish immature jokes are the best
* Step 1: say "eye"
* Step 2: spell the word "map"
* Step 3: say "nus"
* Now say that all together...
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An immature kid decides to play ding d**... ditch
My girlfriend keeps calling me immature. I guess the saying is true.
You are what you eat.
Immaturity defined
Husband says to marriage counselor:
"My wife is so immature."
"Can you give me an example?" the counselor asked.
"Well, like every time I'm taking a bath she comes in and sinks all my ships."
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I finally convinced mom to watch anime to prove it's not childish and immature at all.
But it's weird to watch h**... with your parents.
My parents said that I'm immature and have to start planning for the future.
So I've started building a rocketship in their basement.
My wife told me to stop being immature
Luckily she didn't have the password for my pillow fort
I'm in my 20's and today I used baby shampoo to wash my hair...
...and I've never felt so immature.
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my wife accused me of being immature.
I f**... and ran away!
Almost immediately after making my first joke here, I got a brand new follower!
I was very excited, so I went to their profile. I think they're a new account, they only have one post, and when I clicked on the link in the post, it took me to a site that immediately asked if I was over 18
I guess my joke was a little immature, sure, but there's gotta be nicer ways of saying it
Who's Immature?
My wife accused me of being immature. I set down my action figures, pointed at the door and said 'get out of my secret lair'
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As a child, I was so immature. I'd spend any spare change on Hotwheels cars, then c**... them and around like an idiot.
But now I've really matured.
I now any spare change on Hotwheels cars, then display them on my shelf
