Immanuel Jokes
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Well now that Nietzsche won the prize for Best German Philosopher...
Immanuel Kant.
Ok I have a Scottish joke: Sam Wanamaker, Immanuel Kant. Sammy Cahn…
… but Walt Disney.
An Angel came to Mary
"She will give birth to a son, and they will call him Immanuel. "
To which Mary replied, "Yikes... I kinda already picked out Jesus"
Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?
Because he Kant drive Immanuel.
Immanuel doesn't pun,
he Kant.
What did Immanuel Kant once say?
My name is Kant but my personality isn't.
A group of philosophers started a movie festival...
...and they decided to call it "Immanuel Cannes".
If the son of God drove, how would he shift gears?
Jesus Christ, Immanuel!
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