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In light of the pandemic - we will no longer use the term "immaculate conception"...

It is being updated to "contactless delivery."

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If a v**... conceiving is called an immaculate conception...

Is a v**... catching venereal disease called an immaculate infection???

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What do you call it when a v**... has a std?

An immaculate infection.

Perfect condoms/rubbers

The immaculate contraception

There's an angel stuck in my T.V. antenna...

At least I have immaculate reception.

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What do you call a urinary tract infection caused in a v**...?

Immaculate Infection

Why is the office that monitors the movement of Ocean water so immaculate?

Because it's Tidy work

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What do you call a v**...'s cervical cancer?

The immaculate carcinoma.

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Why are there no altar girls?

Too many Immaculate Conceptions.

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