Imma Jokes
40 imma jokes and hilarious imma puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about imma that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Imma Short Jokes
Short imma jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The imma humour may include short dang jokes also.
- Kanye West shows up at Neil Armstrong's memorial service... and says "Imma let you finish, but Micheal Jackson had one of the best moon walks of ALL TIME"
- Brilliant idea for a start-up Imma build a new operating system which, when the disk gets full, randomly deletes half your files.
Gonna call it thanOS. - Most people tell me there are many fish in the sea. So till i catch one imma play with my rod
- The instructor told me to just leave the yoga class if i wasn't going to take it seriously I looked her in the eye and said "nah, imma stay"
- How the programmer got divorced Programmer: Honey, Imma buy you diamonds for our anniversary
Wife: Oh honey! Nothing would please me more.
He got her nothing instead. - I asked a hippy if he wanted to leave the party we were at. Know what he told me? Nah, imma stay.
(Works better if you read it aloud) - A very pixelated Loch Ness Monster showed up at my door... He said "Imma need about 8-bitty."
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Imma One Liners
Which imma one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with imma? I can suggest the ones about cashew and .
- What did the Buddhist monk say when asked to leave his temple? 'Nah imma stay.'
- what did will.i.am say when he got turned into a bee imma bee imma bee
- mom, pull over imma bout to throw up... West side california!! wit uppppp
- Imma be, I'm a be, I'm a be, Imma, Imma, Imma be... Just kidding, Imma wasp.
- My cousins pregnant... IMMA BE A DADDY!!!
- What did the hipster say... ...when he was told to get off the couch?
"Nah-imma-stay" - Hammer: Imma nail you. *Hammer swings and misses.*
Nail: What a tool. - Hey girl imma necropheliac
why dont u drop **dead**..
and ill think about it
Laughter Imma Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity
What funny jokes about imma you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make imma pranks.
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Girl, imma treat you like I treat my pinky toe
I'm going to bang you on all the furniture all night long
Mozart runs into a bar...
He's scratched and bleeding and can barely stand.
The bartender asks, What's wrong?!? What happened?!?
Mozart gasps as he collapses to the floor, I was just attacked by a wolf gang and now imma dazed!
(Just an awful joke I came up with to brother my bother. )
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r**... isn't funny...
Unless you're r**... a clown! Haha!
...The real joke is in 10 years imma get fired for this post
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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Hehe... 'screw'
Alternatively: 69, but everyone expects that one.
The Italian Game
Pulled this on my wife on a road trip
Rules: In a thick Italian accent, you say "Imma A" and your target says "Imma not A" after you. You both go through the alphabet that way together
Me: Imma A!
Wife: Imma not A (confused)
Me: Imma B!
Wife: Imma not B
Me: Imma C!
Wife: Imma not C
Me: You're a *WHAT*?!
She groan-screamed and pretended i didnt exist for 10 miles
Only the immature will laugh
A sausage and an egg are frying in a pan.
"It's a bit too hot in here for me, mate." The sausage says to the egg.
The egg screams, "Ahh! A talking sausage!"
The bull
A farmer is driving his tractor through his field when he spots his neighbor's five year old walking an enormous bull with a leash.
"Hey sweety! Where are ya headin' with that big bull?"
"Hiya Mr. Johnson! Imma takin' it to Maynard's t'mount his cows."
"Good, good... but cantya daddy go instead?"
"Naw, Mr. Johnson... the bull has t'go."
Who's Immature?
My wife accused me of being immature. I set down my action figures, pointed at the door and said 'get out of my secret lair'
Immaturity defined
Husband says to marriage counselor:
"My wife is so immature."
"Can you give me an example?" the counselor asked.
"Well, like every time I'm taking a bath she comes in and sinks all my ships."
This might seem immature, but
hole
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An immature kid decides to play ding d**... ditch
I am so immature
That I hired a babysitter for myself
Immanuel doesn't pun,
he Kant.
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Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?
If Imma *be* impotant, Imma *look* impotant!
What did Immanuel Kant once say?
My name is Kant but my personality isn't.
What's the most immature gaming console?
Ninutendo 69
Is your first name Immanuel?
Because you do look like a Kant.
Immature humor is like the sun...
It goes down on your mom each night.
Immanuel Kant
But at least Immanuel tried.
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Imma name my son Jon Snow..
So when he fails his exams, I can say, "YOU KNO NOTHIN', JON SNOW!"
