Imitator Jokes
45 imitator jokes and hilarious imitator puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about imitator that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Imitator Short Jokes
Short imitator jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The imitator humour may include short jokes also.
- What's the difference between imitation bread and the Canadian prime minister? One is fake dough, the other is Trudeau.
- Tik Tok is mostly just millions of users imitating each other. They should change the name of the app to Kpy Kat.
- My wife told me I was a "model husband" I said "thank you sweetheart"
Then she showed me her definition of model.
"A small imitation of the real thing" - Now that robots move their limbs smoothly and with grace, i wonder how we're supposed to imitate them on the dance floor?
- At first I was angry... ...when all my friends began collecting stamps after I started.
But then I remembered: imitation is the sincerest form of philately. - Surimi must have the lowest self-esteem of all fish. Nobody would dare eat them unless you refer to them as "imitation crab."
- I was tired of the fascist dictator who ran the Bird Imitators Society.. So I took control with a violent coup.
- They say that life imitates art. Chernobyl is a great example of this, as most of the kids there look like Picasso paintings.
- How do you get the quiet kid to talk? You turn off the lights. You'll be surprised at how good they are at imitating gunshots.
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Imitator One Liners
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- I started dating a blind girl. The hardest part was imitating her husband's voice.
- What do you call potatoes that aren't real? Imitators
- A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
- Velcro is the original hook and loop fastener... Imitations of it are just rip-offs.
- How do you end a prayer to the noodle God? Ramen.
- What crab is the best at acting? Imitation crab
- Imitation is not the sincerest form of flattery. Patreon support is.
- You know what I hate? People who imitate owls.
- What do you call Benedict Cumberbatch in The Imitation Game? Homogeneous.
- "Talent imitates, but genius steals." © bilbous.
- I've developed a fear of imitation ale, It's a faux beer.
Imitator Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about imitator you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make imitator pranks.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead escape the women's prison...
(I don't know why my friends like this one so much, feel free to tell them it's awful and confirm my opinion.)
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead escape the women's prison late one night. With the police hot on their heels, they decide to hide in an abandoned factory. Splitting up, they all take their various hiding places in the factory just as the police kick down the door.
The police begin to search, and they hear a noise coming from an old crate. The redhead, who is hiding in the crate, hears them approach and quickly barks, "WOOF, WOOF". "Oh, it's just a stray dog," says an officer and continues the search. Nearby the police hear some rattling from within a pile of old manufacturing equipment. The brunette, who is amid the equipment, quickly does her best cat imitation, "MEOW, MEOW". "Nothing but an old cat," says one of the police as they continue the search.
At last, in the back of the factory, the police hear some rustling coming from a large burlap sack, which they surround and demand, "Who's in there? Come out!" The blonde, who is inside, having heard her fellow escapees successes thinks to herself for a moment and then says, "POOOOTAAAATOOOO."
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A man goes to audition for the circus
A man goes to audition for the circus. The ringmaster says, "Okay, whatcha got?"
The man climbs up the acrobat's mast and dives straight down, 50 feet and picking up speed. Just as he's about to c**..., he spreads his arms, lifts his head and *SWOOSH!* pulls up and zooms over the ringmaster's head. He continues flying around the tent, swooping low and somersalting mid-air before gracefully coming to a stop on the trapeze tightrope.
"Well, what do you think?" he asks.
The ringmaster replies, "That's all you got? *Bird imitations?!*"
A man heard a talk show was looking for people with unusual talents
When he showed up to audition for the segment the talk show host asked him what talent he was going to perform. The man explained "I imitate birds." The talk show host laughed, waving him away saying "thousands of people can imitate birds. We want something nobody has ever seen before." The man shrugged, flapped his arms, and flew away.
There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now, if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?
He opens his mouth and says. "I would like to buy a pair of sunglasses."
Realism
"Children," said the teacher, instructing the class in composition, "you should not attempt any flights of fancy; simply be yourselves and write what is in you. Do not imitate any other person's writings or draw inspiration from outside sources."
As a result of this advice Tommy Wise turned out the following composition: "We should not attempt any flights of fancy, but write what is in us. In me there is my stummick, lungs, hart, liver, two apples, one piece of pie, one stick of lemon candy and my dinner."
There's a guy in a club...
There's a guy in a club imitating that he is throwing arrows at women.
One of the women, smiling, goes and says: Hi
The man responds: Hi
The woman says, still smiling: What are you, Cupid throwing love arrows at women?
The man answers: No, I am Legolas, killing orcs.
A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police
A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police one day. When suddenly, they happened upon a barn. They ran inside to escape the boys in blue and barred the door on their way in. All that was in the barn was a few cows, a couple of pigs, and a pile of potatoes. They could hear the sirens approaching so they had to act fast. The brunette hid behind the cows, the redhead hid behind the pigs, and the blond behind the potatoes. The police broke in and surveyed the area. The brunette, trying to be inconspicuous, decided to imitate the cows. She let out a great big "Moooooo!" The redhead did the same, letting out a pig squeal. The blond, in the spur of the moment, let out the loudest noise of them all. "POOOOTTTAATTTOOOOOO!"
A man comes home drunk late at night.
He hears his cuckoo clock strike four a.m.
Vaguely remembering he promised his wife to be home before midnight, his mind races to come up with a plan: He imitates the clock's call some more times, and his wife will be none the wiser. When he finally goes to bed, his wife doesn't say a word; no lecture, no tirade.
The next morning, his wife says "You'll have to take the clock for repairs, dear."
"Why's that, it worked so nicely when I got home at eleven."
"Yeah, well first the clock called four times, then seven more times, then it gave a burp, hit the wardrobe and got some serious hiccups, that's not normal for a clock."
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h**... and his crew were walking down the village looking for people to capture and decided to take a break near the well where 3 remaining people happened to be hiding
Being afraid of getting captured, they came up with the idea to imitate an echo of whatever h**... may shout. And so he began:
- where are these people?
- where are these people, these people, people...
- maybe they went to the forest?
- maybe they went to the forest, to the forest, the forest...
- maybe they are in the well?
- maybe they are in the well, in the well, the well...
- maybe i should throw a grenade down there?
- maybe they went to the forest, to the forest...
The circus was in town and was taking applications from the local townspeople for wildly unique acts.
The interviewer was at the end of a long fruitless day of these local no-talents, when the last applicant, Jack, stepped up to the table.
Ok , said the interviewer, what's your special talent?
I do bird imitations! , replied Jack.
The interviewer sighed and shook his head. I guess that about wraps it up! , he said. Listen, son, bird imitations are a dime a dozen!! No thanks.
And with that, Jack gave a defiant Fine !! , and turned and flew out the window.
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Ancient athletes performed n**... to imitate the Gods
But whenever I do it I lose my job as a school teacher
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A guy in a train lets a loud f**...
He puts his two hands together, crossing his fingers and claps the palm of his hands to imitate the sound of a f**....
Another passenger asks: "How do you do the smell?"
A man goes to see an impresario
and says "Got any job openings?"
"What do you do?" asks the impresario.
"Bird imitations," says the man.
"Do me a favour!" explodes the impresario. "Bird imitations went out in the 1970s!"
"Fair enough," says the man
...and flies out of the window.
A blonde, redhead, and brunette are all on the run from the cops...
They find an abandoned potato factory and each hide in a huge brown sack. The cops arrive and kick the first sack. The redhead yells, "Woof! Woof"! to imitate a dog. The captain says, "Leave it be! We don't need some dog out here biting our ankles". A cop kicks the second sack, and the brunette says, "Meow!" The captain says, "Leave it be! I don't want some cat out here scratching our faces". A cop kicks the last sack, and the blonde says, "Potatoes!"