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Imbalance Jokes

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Fun-Filled Imbalance Jokes to Boost Your Mood

What is a good imbalance joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

There are 11 blondes...

hanging on the wings of an airplane. 5 on one wing, and 6 on another, and due to this, theres an imbalance and the plane will c**.... So they all decided that one of the blonde has to let go, so the wings are balanced.
After a lot of discussion, one brave blonde decides that she'll sacrifice herself for the others. She lets go, and the rest of the 10 blondes start clapping, applauding her for her bravery.......
Hope you guys like it, nd sorry if its a xpost.

Hippocrates and the Prophet

Tiresias, blind prophet of Apollo, once went to Hippocrates with a serious case of depression. In no time, Hippocrates had figured it out -- "Aha!" said he; "an imbalance of black bile!" He bled the excess melancholia into an urn and handed it to the prophet. Tiresias did not see the humour.

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs
My Chemical Imbalance.
Youth In Asia

My doctor said I was depressed due to a chemical imbalance...

and I think he was right, I feel a lot better now that I'm getting Sarah Toenin and Norah Penn-Effron regularly.

My wife said I have a habit of making terrible jokes when I'm sick

I told her it was probably due to an imbalance of the humours.


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