Imam Jokes
50 imam jokes and hilarious imam puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about imam that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article features humorous jokes about Imams, Mullahs, and other Muslim religious leaders. Discover how these jokes draw upon the unique traditions and teachings of Islam found in mosques around the world, as well as comparisons to other religious figures such as priests and vicars. Laugh along with these contemporary, politically-correct jokes!
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Funniest Imam Short Jokes
Short imam jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The imam humour may include short sheikh jokes also.
- A rabbit, an imam, and a priest walk into a blood test centre. A nurse approaches the rabbit and asks, Do you know what blood type you are? The rabbit responds with: I think I might be a Type-O.
- A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a blood donor center. The rabbit says: "I think I'm a type O."
- I just watched an Imam trying to perform a tracheotomy on a Labrador while free-falling at 10,000 feet... ... I'm not sure extreme vetting for Muslims is such a good idea.
- A priest, an Imam, and a Rabbi walk into a bar... The bartender looks up and says: "What is this, some kinda joke?"
- A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar... Bartender goes, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
- A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a blood bank The rabbit says : I think I might be a type O
- A rabbi, priest, and an imam walk into a bar. "Never mind, you guys wouldn't get it," the barkeep says.
- A priest, an imam and a rabbi walk into a Buddhist monastery and ask the first monk they find: Whats going om?
- A priest, an Imam, and a rabbi walk into a bar. A priest, an Imam, and a rabbi walk into a bar. Barman asks " What it's this? Some kind of joke?"
- Did you hear that story about the radical muslim imam who converted to zionist Judaism? Is'raeli weird.
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Imam One Liners
Which imam one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with imam? I can suggest the ones about god allah and mosque.
- The pope walks into a mosque The imam says "Hey, why the wrong faith?"
- A priest and an imam walk into a bar... the rabbi ducks.
- how did the Imam order his dessert? Allah mode
- Why did the imam start a weight loss program? He wanted people to be more slim .
- Why was the priest also an imam? Double the prophet.
- A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a coffeeshop five feet apart cuz they're not gay
- What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants? They took my hijab!
- What's an Imam? An I-mam is the oldest Apple product!
- What's the only thing a racist and an imam agree on? A lot of Muslims are shiite.
- What did the Rabbi say to the Imam? Nothing.
They're not talking right now. - Why is Jif the preferred peanut butter at the mosque? Because choosy imams choose Jif.
- A guy asks imam at a mosque Guy: What's the Wi-Fi password?
Imam: allahis12345 - What do you call an imam that owns a goat and a camel? Bisexual.
Priest Rabbi Imam Jokes
Here is a list of funny priest rabbi imam jokes and even better priest rabbi imam puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- A Priest a rabbi and an Imam meet up at a restaurant The priest looks at the other to and asks, "hey when we're done, you want to walk into a bar?"
- Did you guys hear the one where the Imam joins the priest and rabbi walking into the bar? That's because muslims can't drink.
- A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar... OW! OW! OW!
"What's that bar doing there?" - A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a s**... club. All of them are disappointed at what they see.
Hilarious Imam Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter
What funny jokes about imam you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mime jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make imam pranks.
Two Americans were trekking in a desert.
Dehydrated and hungry, they walked into a mosque.
The Imam asked for their names.
Mark thought: Maybe it's wiser to pretend to be a Muslim. So he replied: My name is Ahmed.
Sam said: My name is Sam.
The Imam called his servant over, who handed Sam some food and water.
He then turned to Mark and said: Happy Ramadan, brother Ahmed.
A man bought himself an expensive new car
He was a superstitious fellow and wanted to keep anything bad from happening, so he invited a priest, an imam and a rabbi over to bless the vehicle.
First, the priest sprinkled holy water on the hood.
Next, the imam led everyone in a prayer to the vehicles' greatness.
Then finally, the rabbi sang a song & cut off the end of the tailpipe.
A priest, an imam and a rabbi
A priest, an imam and a rabbi are discussing how they decide how much money goes to god and how much they keep.
The priest goes first: "It's quite simple, we draw a line on the floor and throw the money. Everything beyond the line is for god, the rest is for us."
The imam: "Oh interesting. We do something similar. We put a bucket on the floor and throw the money. Everything in the bucket is for god and we keep what's left. What about you rabbi?"
Rabbi: "Us? Very simple. We throw the money in the air. If it keeps going up, it's for god, if it falls, it's for us."
Two guys got lost in the Egyptian desert
Both christians, one named John and the other named Thomas. They were starving and about to collapse when they spotted a Mosque, They rushed there for help. The Imam came out and asked for their names, John came up with 'Abdullah' in a panic and Thomas just said his name. The Imam hastily told the patrons to give Thomas food and water. While John had to wait and finish his fast.
A rabbi, a priest, and an imam stand on the side of the road holding signs saying the end is near .
A truck drives by and the driver shouts you dumb religious wackos , makes the turn and drives off the cliff. The rabbi turns to the priest and imam and says you think we should change our signs?
A young muslim in saudi arabia is wondering if he is allowed to some m**.... So, he visits his local mosque and asks his Imam if it's permissible, so the Imam told him:
No. In our country, only g**... get s**....
A priest, an imam, and a rabbit walk into a bar
The priest has wine, the imam gets a Shirley Temple, and the bartender asks the rabbit, "what'll you have?"
The rabbit responds, "man, I dunno. I'm only here because of autocorrect."
An Imam preaching against the alcohol outside a bar....
Outside a Bar, Imam Abdul was preaching: Drinking is Bad,it is the root of all evils.
Man: Have you tried it?
Imam: No, Never.
Man: Ok, you try once, if you don't like it, I'll give up Drinking.
Imam : Ok, but bring it in Tea cup, I don't want people seeing me drinking.
Man goes to the bartender and says: Give me two Shots of r**... in Tea-Cup...
Bartender: Hey!Is that Imam Abdul here Again??
Abdul the Afghani
Abdul the Afghani is walking through the mountains with his wife in front of him. He meets his imam going in the opposite direction.
"Abdul, have you read the Koran? It says the wife should always walk behind her husband," the imam says.
"When the Koran was written, there were no minefields." He then yells to his wife, "keep going, Fatima!"
Why Islam is growing rapidly !!!
Father Francis of Bradford was unhappy that the church attendance had steadily declined in the past few years but the mosque across the street was jampacked every Friday.
So he invited the imam for a cup of tea and then finally brought up the topic
Imam :So tell me,what happens if a man visits church every Sunday and follows the word of Jesus
Father: He will go to heaven after he dies
Imam: What will he get there?
Father: He will forever be in the company of Father,Jesus,Holy Spirit,v**... Mary...
Imam: Thats the problem, Only One v**......
A Rabbi, A Priest, and an Imam...
A rabbi, a priest, and an imam were on a ship. Suddenly, the ship hit a reef just under the water and started sinking. The rabbi said to the priest and imam, "We must save the children.!"
The imam had already run to the lifeboats, yelling "Screw the children!," to which the priest replied, "Do we have time?"
A rabbit, a pries, and an imam are on a plane.
The pries says to the imam, hey that's big chungus.
