Imagination Girlfriend Jokes
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- My ex-girlfriend tried to humiliate me by telling all her friends I was terrible in bed. Imagine her surprise when they all disagreed.
- I have a girlfriend but.... "But what?"
"She's in another nation"
"Which one?"
"Imagination" - My girlfriend says she needs some space. Which is confusing because I thought my imagination was limitless.
- I used to have an imaginary girlfriend but she left me for my best friend. Apparently he had a bigger imagination.
- My girlfriend left a note on my PS4 today. My heart stopped beating because it said "This isn't working" Imagine my relief when I turned it on and it worked just fine.
- When my girlfriend says something racist, only one thing goes through my mind. Why did I even imagine her?
- My girlfriend left me because she said that I imagine things At least now I don't have to make a girl's voice
- Can you imagine going to your girlfriend's prom at 32? Well neither could Roy Moore. He preferred freshmen.
- Imagine coming home getting in bed with your girlfriend you tell her a joke and the guy under the bed starts laughing
- do you have a girlfriend dude? Friend: yeah dude!
Me: where is she from?
Friend: from a different nation.
Me: oh really? Which country?
Friend: from imagiNATION.
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Imagination Girlfriend One Liners
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- I recently got a new girlfriend. Shes from a different nation. My imagination.
- I have a exotic girlfriend from a foreign nation. She is from... ..... Imagination
- My girlfriend is the best Whenever I want her to go away I just stop imagining her
- My girlfriend says I can't visualise things I can't imagine why.
- I just got a new girlfriend and she's everything I imagined... because she's imaginary.
Imagination Girlfriend Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about imagination girlfriend you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean imaginary friend jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make imagination girlfriend pranks.
Girlfriend
A friend and I were talking the other day.
Friend: do you have a girlfriend?
Me: yes I do
Friend: nice! Where is she now?
Me: she's in another nation
Friend: oh which nation?
Me: Imagi-nation
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My girlfriend said I was very imaginative in the bedroom.
For instance, this morning I imagined I was going to have s**....
An engineer has girlfriend but she lives in other nation ......
.......& that nation is "Imagination"
Why iam single
A friend of mine asked how single I was
Me: whenever a romantic song plays I imagine myself with an imaginary girlfriend just to make it relatable.
I broke up with my girlfriend the other day, it was a really sad time
but I had to stop imagining her
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You ever f**... your girlfriend while on her period?
Just to imagine yourself as Wolverine
Just made it so don't judge.
So a man is on a double date with his wife, best friend and the friend's new girlfriend. As the date progresses the girlfriend asked the man "how they met". "Well", said the man. "We met at grade 6 and we started talking, the more we talked the more we liked each others company." As he's telling her all these details and stories the wife just looks at him confused. Finally, after talking for several minutes he finishes with "I can't imagine how bad my life would be if we hadn't met" Awwww, the girl says. "I hope my marriage can be that happy one day." The man looks puzzled, grabs his wife's hand and says, "ohhhh you mean my wife?!"
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it seems Oscar Pistorious jokes still have legs..
Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't ever sneak up on Oscar Pistorius.
She didn't notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs.
Oscar Pistorius. Not the first South African with a race problem.
When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able bodied athletes, who knew he meant OJ Simpson?
Absolutely shocking news from South Africa. White man arrested for m**....
Oscar Pistorius. Just because he has no legs doesn't mean he's unarmed.
Surely Oscar Pistorius cant be the first man to wake up legless on Valentines day and shoot all over the missus while imagining she's someone else!
I take it Oscar Pistorius's girlfriend bought him shoes for Valentines.
What do you call a room full of dead people? An Oscar Pistorius surprise birthday party... or... An Oscar Pistorius St Valentine's Day Massacre
Oscar Pistorius has an incredible record of wins to his name - Six gold medals, four silver medals and one argument.
A young woman is dead, the life of up‑and‑coming athlete, Oscar Pistorius, is ruined, and people are already making jokes about it. That's prosthetic... i mean pathetic.
I think it's safe to say that Oscar Pistorius won't be getting his leg over tonight.
Oscar Pistorious' lawyer is trying to claim mistaken identity
Personally I don`t think he has a leg to stand on
And the Oscar goes to ... Prison.