Imaginary Numbers Jokes
29 imaginary numbers jokes and hilarious imaginary numbers puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about imaginary numbers that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short imaginary numbers jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The imaginary numbers humour may include short imaginary jokes also.
- Did you hear about the guy who got 10 years in jail for using imaginary numbers? He was an accountant.
- Your beauty cannot be contained by the set of all real numbers. That's because it's imaginary.
- Did you hear about the math teacher who's afraid of imaginary numbers? Neither did *i*.
^^^^^ - My friend was having trouble with a maths question - They couldn't decide if a number was real or imaginary I told them not to try and simplify something so complex.
- I dialed a wrong number It told me: "I'm sorry, the number you have dialed is imaginary. Please rotate by 90 degrees and try again."
- Euler's Number, an imaginary number, and the speed of light are all waiting in line to buy tickets to the show. In what order do they stand in line? *i* before *e*, except after *c*.
- Math Joke If you were forced to have to rate a relative by how attracted you are to them, just use the imaginary number i.
i = sqrt(-1) - My teacher said he doesn't like imaginary numbers because the uses are limited. I asked him whether he was for reals.
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Imaginary Numbers One Liners
Which imaginary numbers one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with imaginary numbers? I can suggest the ones about complex numbers and irrational number.
- Which mathematical phenomenon only uses imaginary numbers? The Fib-Bonacci Sequence.
- How do you do math in your head? Using imaginary numbers
- When you square root a negative number the result is imaginary Just like my friends
- My girlfriend's phone number is 5i Because she is also imaginary
- What do you call a line without an imaginary number? One.
- I just started learning about imaginary numbers It was unreal
- How do you count Unicorns? Using imaginary numbers
- Who invented imaginary numbers? i did
- I'm learning about imaginary numbers... I can finally plot my s**... life.
Imaginary Numbers Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about imaginary numbers you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean imaginary friend jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make imaginary numbers pranks.
Thank you for calling the Psychiatric Institute of Mental Health
If you have an obsessive-compulsive disorder, please press button 1. Again. And again. And again.
If you have a multiple personality disorder press in rapid sequence keys 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you suffer from paranoia, we have to inform you that we already know who you are, what you do in life, and what you want from us. Please stay on the phone while we trace your call.
If you suffer from hallucinations, press the 7 on the big pink telephone that you, and only you, see at your immediate right.
If you are suffer from chizophrenia, please kindly ask your imaginary friend to press the 8 key for you.
If you suffer from depression, it doesn't matter which key you press, as there is nothing to do: yours is a basket case, and there is no cure.
If you suffer from amnesia, press keys in rapid sequence 2, 7, 5, 3, 9 5, 7, 5, 1, 6, 4, 9 and repeat out loud, in the following order, your name, surname, home address, mobile number, e-mail, social security number, bank account number, ATM pin code, date of birth, marital status, place of birth and your grandmother's maiden name.
If you suffer from indecision, leave your message before, after, or during the beep.
If you suffer from short-term memory loss press 0.
If you suffer from short-term memory loss press 0.
If you suffer from short-term memory loss press 0.
If you suffer from obsessive avarice we have to inform you that this call costs 500 euros per minute.
If you suffer from low self-esteem, keep waiting: all our operators are busy responding to people who are much more important than you.
If you are one of the Italians that voted for Berlusconi, please hang up. We cure the crazy, not the jerks.
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Women are like numbers ...
* Some are Rational, but infinitely more are Irrational.
* The Real ones might be Proper or Improper, but only the Imaginary ones are ever Pure.
* Some are Natural, the rest are Negative, or just not there.
* Some are Prime, but those are hard to find.
* Every other one is just plain Odd.
Five numbers walk into a bar...
... A Natural number (6), an Integer (-2), a Rational (1/2), a Real (e) and a Complex number (1-i) walk into a bar.
The first four clutch their heads in pain, but 1-i keeps going.
When -2 asks him how he walked through it, he shrugs and replies
"I'm imaginary".