Imaginary Jokes

Funniest Imaginary Short Jokes

Short imaginary jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The imaginary humour may include short fictional jokes also.

1. My friends laughed at me when I told them I had a hot date and they said she was imaginary...
   Well the jokes on them – they're imaginary too...
2. I have an imaginary friend, but he keeps making fun of me. He keeps saying, At least I have a real friend.
3. I told my friends I had a date with a really attractive girl... they told me she was imaginary, but the jokes on them, because they are too.
4. All my friends keep saying that my new girlfriend is imaginary... Joke's on them, so are they!
5. Son: "Dad, I have an imaginary girlfriend!" Dad: " You know you can do better."
   Son: "Oh! Thanks Dad, that means a lot."
   Dad: " I was talking to your girlfriend. "
6. I have to say that my girlfriend is the square root of -100. She's a perfect ten but sadly, she's imaginary.
7. My friends made fun of me because they found out that my girlfriend is imaginary... Jokes on them, they're imaginary too.
8. A child with an imaginary friend is normal An adult with an imaginary friend is strange,
   And a group of people with an imaginary friend is called religion.
9. I told my friends that I had a date with a beautiful woman. They laughed and said that she's imaginary.
   Jokes on them. They're imaginary too. I don't have any friends.
10. My friends laughed at me when I told them I have a girlfriend. They said she was like the square root of -100, a solid 10 but imaginary.
    Well, joke is on them. They are also imaginary.

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Imaginary One Liners

Which imaginary one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with imaginary? I can suggest the ones about imagination and mythical.

1. My girlfriend is like the square root of -100. A solid 10, but also imaginary.
2. My gf is like the square root of negative one hundred She's a perfect ten but imaginary
3. My girlfriend is the square root of -100 Perfect 10, but imaginary
4. What do you call an imaginary color? A pigment of your imagination.
5. My Valentine is like the square root of -100... A 10, but imaginary
6. Why are relationships complex? Because you're real, but your girlfriend is imaginary
7. My girlfriend has the body of a Greek Godess; Imaginary
8. My girlfriend is like √-100 .... a 10, but imaginary.
9. My girlfriend and i are quite similar They're both imaginary
10. My imaginary friend's coming to stay tonight So I've made up a bed for him
11. My relationship is complex part real, part imaginary.
12. I'm in a complex relationship My girlfriend is imaginary.
13. I had a fight with my imaginary girlfriend. She said I was never really there.
14. I had an imaginary friend growing up...he was an alcoholic. I called him Dad.
15. my boyfriend is like the square root of -100 a solid 10 but completely imaginary

Imaginary Girlfriend Jokes

Here is a list of funny imaginary girlfriend jokes and even better imaginary girlfriend puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I told my dad that I have an imaginary girlfriend. Dad: "You could do much better."
  Me: "Thanks dad"
  Dad: "I was talking to your girlfriend."
• Son: Dad, I have an imaginary girlfriend. Dad: You know, you could do better.
  Son: Thanks Dad, that means a lot.
  Dad: I was talking to your girlfriend.
• A son tells his father: I have an imaginary girlfriend. The father sighs and says: You know, you could do better.
  Son: Thanks Dad!
  Father: I was talking to your girlfriend.
• My son came home and said he had an imaginary girlfriend. I said, you can do better than that! He said, thanks Dad, that really means a lot.
  I said I was talking to your girlfriend!
• I got teased by my friends, because they thought my girlfriend was imaginary Jokes on them - they are too.
• My Friends were making fun of me. My Friends were making fun of me because they found out that my girlfriend was imaginary.
  Well jokes on them, they're imaginary too.
• I used to have an imaginary girlfriend but she left me for my best friend. Apparently he had a bigger imagination.
• What does my girlfriend and the √-100 have in common? They're both perfect 10's.
  But they're also imaginary.
• My girlfriend is like √-100. She is a 10 but she is also imaginary
• I told my friends I had a girlfriend. They laughed and said she's just imaginary. Well, joke's on them, because they're imaginary too.

Imaginary Friend Jokes

Here is a list of funny imaginary friend jokes and even better imaginary friend puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I told my friends I'm going on a date with a cute girl. They told me she's imaginary, but joke's on them, so are they.
• I told my friends that I'm going for a date with a gorgeous girl, and they teased me that she's imaginary. Joke's on them, they are too.
• I told my friends I have a date with an attractive woman. They laughed and said she was imaginary. Jokes on them, because they're imaginary too.
• I'm Jealous of my imaginary friend I'm jealous of my imaginary friend because he has a real friend
• When I told my friends about my Lamborghini, they laughed and said it was imaginary. Jokes on them, 'cause they're imaginary, too.
• My friend stopped talking to me... Thanks to his imaginary psychiatrist who told him I wasn't real.
• When I was a kid, I only had two friends and they were imaginary. It was too bad they only ever played with each other.
• What do you call an adult with an imaginary friend? Religious
• My imaginary friend is spending the night. So I made up a bed for him.
• Hey, what's a good sign that you're going insane? I'm asking for an imaginary friend.

Imaginary Numbers Jokes

Here is a list of funny imaginary numbers jokes and even better imaginary numbers puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Did you hear about the guy who got 10 years in jail for using imaginary numbers? He was an accountant.
• Your beauty cannot be contained by the set of all real numbers. That's because it's imaginary.
• Did you hear about the math teacher who's afraid of imaginary numbers? Neither did *i*.
   
   
  ^^^^^
• My friend was having trouble with a maths question - They couldn't decide if a number was real or imaginary I told them not to try and simplify something so complex.
• I dialed a wrong number It told me: "I'm sorry, the number you have dialed is imaginary. Please rotate by 90 degrees and try again."
• Which mathematical phenomenon only uses imaginary numbers? The Fib-Bonacci Sequence.
• How do you do math in your head? Using imaginary numbers
• When you square root a negative number the result is imaginary Just like my friends
• My girlfriend's phone number is 5i Because she is also imaginary
• What do you call a line without an imaginary number? One.

Laughing At Imaginary Jokes

Here is a list of funny laughing at imaginary jokes and even better laughing at imaginary puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My girlfriend... I told me friend that I found a girlfriend. They laughed at me and told me she was imaginary. Now the joke is on them, turns out that they are also imaginary.

Imaginary Number Jokes

Here is a list of funny imaginary number jokes and even better imaginary number puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I just started learning about imaginary numbers It was unreal
• Euler's Number, an imaginary number, and the speed of light are all waiting in line to buy tickets to the show. In what order do they stand in line? *i* before *e*, except after *c*.
• How do you count Unicorns? Using imaginary numbers
• Math Joke If you were forced to have to rate a relative by how attracted you are to them, just use the imaginary number i.
  i = sqrt(-1)
• My teacher said he doesn't like imaginary numbers because the uses are limited. I asked him whether he was for reals.
• Who invented imaginary numbers? i did
• I'm learning about imaginary numbers... I can finally plot my s**... life.
• I was really excited when I learned about imaginary numbers in my Algebra class. Finally, I could plot my s**... life.

Comedy Imaginary Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

What funny jokes about imaginary you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean surreal jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make imaginary pranks.