Imaginary Jokes
140 imaginary jokes and hilarious imaginary puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about imaginary that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
A giggle descends as you see the humorous side of an imaginary number. Everything is a figment of your imagination in this article filled with jokes about imaginary friends, imaginary girlfriends, and laughing at imaginary things. Unlock the rational side of your fal to get the best out of Imaginary Jokes.
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Funniest Imaginary Short Jokes
Short imaginary jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The imaginary humour may include short fictional jokes also.
- My friends laughed at me when I told them I had a hot date and they said she was imaginary...
Well the jokes on them – they're imaginary too... - I have an imaginary friend, but he keeps making fun of me. He keeps saying, At least I have a real friend.
- I told my friends I had a date with a really attractive girl... they told me she was imaginary, but the jokes on them, because they are too.
- All my friends keep saying that my new girlfriend is imaginary... Joke's on them, so are they!
- Son: "Dad, I have an imaginary girlfriend!" Dad: " You know you can do better."
Son: "Oh! Thanks Dad, that means a lot."
Dad: " I was talking to your girlfriend. " - I have to say that my girlfriend is the square root of -100. She's a perfect ten but sadly, she's imaginary.
- My friends made fun of me because they found out that my girlfriend is imaginary... Jokes on them, they're imaginary too.
- A child with an imaginary friend is normal An adult with an imaginary friend is strange,
And a group of people with an imaginary friend is called religion. - I told my friends that I had a date with a beautiful woman. They laughed and said that she's imaginary.
Jokes on them. They're imaginary too. I don't have any friends. - My friends laughed at me when I told them I have a girlfriend. They said she was like the square root of -100, a solid 10 but imaginary.
Well, joke is on them. They are also imaginary.
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Imaginary One Liners
Which imaginary one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with imaginary? I can suggest the ones about imagination and mythical.
- My girlfriend is like the square root of -100. A solid 10, but also imaginary.
- My gf is like the square root of negative one hundred She's a perfect ten but imaginary
- My girlfriend is the square root of -100 Perfect 10, but imaginary
- What do you call an imaginary color? A pigment of your imagination.
- My Valentine is like the square root of -100... A 10, but imaginary
- Why are relationships complex? Because you're real, but your girlfriend is imaginary
- My girlfriend has the body of a Greek Godess; Imaginary
- My girlfriend is like √-100 .... a 10, but imaginary.
- My girlfriend and i are quite similar They're both imaginary
- My imaginary friend's coming to stay tonight So I've made up a bed for him
- My relationship is complex part real, part imaginary.
- I'm in a complex relationship My girlfriend is imaginary.
- I had a fight with my imaginary girlfriend. She said I was never really there.
- I had an imaginary friend growing up...he was an alcoholic. I called him Dad.
- my boyfriend is like the square root of -100 a solid 10 but completely imaginary
Imaginary Girlfriend Jokes
Here is a list of funny imaginary girlfriend jokes and even better imaginary girlfriend puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I told my dad that I have an imaginary girlfriend. Dad: "You could do much better."
Me: "Thanks dad"
Dad: "I was talking to your girlfriend." - Son: Dad, I have an imaginary girlfriend. Dad: You know, you could do better.
Son: Thanks Dad, that means a lot.
Dad: I was talking to your girlfriend. - A son tells his father: I have an imaginary girlfriend. The father sighs and says: You know, you could do better.
Son: Thanks Dad!
Father: I was talking to your girlfriend. - My son came home and said he had an imaginary girlfriend. I said, you can do better than that! He said, thanks Dad, that really means a lot.
I said I was talking to your girlfriend! - I got teased by my friends, because they thought my girlfriend was imaginary Jokes on them - they are too.
- My Friends were making fun of me. My Friends were making fun of me because they found out that my girlfriend was imaginary.
Well jokes on them, they're imaginary too. - I used to have an imaginary girlfriend but she left me for my best friend. Apparently he had a bigger imagination.
- What does my girlfriend and the √-100 have in common? They're both perfect 10's.
But they're also imaginary. - My girlfriend is like √-100. She is a 10 but she is also imaginary
- I told my friends I had a girlfriend. They laughed and said she's just imaginary. Well, joke's on them, because they're imaginary too.
Imaginary Friend Jokes
Here is a list of funny imaginary friend jokes and even better imaginary friend puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I told my friends I'm going on a date with a cute girl. They told me she's imaginary, but joke's on them, so are they.
- I told my friends that I'm going for a date with a gorgeous girl, and they teased me that she's imaginary. Joke's on them, they are too.
- I told my friends I have a date with an attractive woman. They laughed and said she was imaginary. Jokes on them, because they're imaginary too.
- I'm Jealous of my imaginary friend I'm jealous of my imaginary friend because he has a real friend
- When I told my friends about my Lamborghini, they laughed and said it was imaginary. Jokes on them, 'cause they're imaginary, too.
- My friend stopped talking to me... Thanks to his imaginary psychiatrist who told him I wasn't real.
- When I was a kid, I only had two friends and they were imaginary. It was too bad they only ever played with each other.
- What do you call an adult with an imaginary friend? Religious
- My imaginary friend is spending the night. So I made up a bed for him.
- Hey, what's a good sign that you're going insane? I'm asking for an imaginary friend.
Imaginary Numbers Jokes
Here is a list of funny imaginary numbers jokes and even better imaginary numbers puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Did you hear about the guy who got 10 years in jail for using imaginary numbers? He was an accountant.
- Your beauty cannot be contained by the set of all real numbers. That's because it's imaginary.
- Did you hear about the math teacher who's afraid of imaginary numbers? Neither did *i*.
^^^^^ - My friend was having trouble with a maths question - They couldn't decide if a number was real or imaginary I told them not to try and simplify something so complex.
- I dialed a wrong number It told me: "I'm sorry, the number you have dialed is imaginary. Please rotate by 90 degrees and try again."
- Which mathematical phenomenon only uses imaginary numbers? The Fib-Bonacci Sequence.
- How do you do math in your head? Using imaginary numbers
- When you square root a negative number the result is imaginary Just like my friends
- My girlfriend's phone number is 5i Because she is also imaginary
- What do you call a line without an imaginary number? One.
Laughing At Imaginary Jokes
Here is a list of funny laughing at imaginary jokes and even better laughing at imaginary puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My girlfriend... I told me friend that I found a girlfriend. They laughed at me and told me she was imaginary. Now the joke is on them, turns out that they are also imaginary.
Imaginary Number Jokes
Here is a list of funny imaginary number jokes and even better imaginary number puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I just started learning about imaginary numbers It was unreal
- Euler's Number, an imaginary number, and the speed of light are all waiting in line to buy tickets to the show. In what order do they stand in line? *i* before *e*, except after *c*.
- How do you count Unicorns? Using imaginary numbers
- Math Joke If you were forced to have to rate a relative by how attracted you are to them, just use the imaginary number i.
i = sqrt(-1) - My teacher said he doesn't like imaginary numbers because the uses are limited. I asked him whether he was for reals.
- Who invented imaginary numbers? i did
- I'm learning about imaginary numbers... I can finally plot my s**... life.
- I was really excited when I learned about imaginary numbers in my Algebra class. Finally, I could plot my s**... life.
Comedy Imaginary Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
What funny jokes about imaginary you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean surreal jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make imaginary pranks.
(-i)^2=-1.
Moral: If you fiddle with imaginary problems too much, s**...'s gonna get real.
My girlfriend is the squareroot of -100.
She's a 10 but it s**... because she's imaginary.
I like my women how I like my math problems:
Short, easy, and with no imaginary parts.
My girlfriend is √ (-100).
She's definitely a 10, but she's imaginary.
I asked my 2 yr old to "give me a minute".
So my 2 y.o. daughter follows me almost *everywhere* around the house. I walked into the bathroom yesterday and sure enough, there she is 5 seconds later. Frustrated, I said, "Can you please just give me 1 minute?" She says, "Huh? Ok." and right when I think she's going to give me a moment of peace she reaches into her imaginary back pocket and says, "Here you go." :/
My GPA..
My GPA is the square root of -16.
An imaginary 4.0
How about a game? You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP?). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points.
Women are like numbers ...
* Some are Rational, but infinitely more are Irrational.
* The Real ones might be Proper or Improper, but only the Imaginary ones are ever Pure.
* Some are Natural, the rest are Negative, or just not there.
* Some are Prime, but those are hard to find.
* Every other one is just plain Odd.
I had an imaginary girlfriend for a few years, but she ended up leaving me for my best friend.
He had a bigger imagination than I did.
Told an inmate to have a safe drive home.
I'm a corrections officer, getting ready to head out at shift change:
Inmate: "drive home safe"
Me: "yeah you too..."
Me: (thinking "oops, ouch")
Coworker: "Muahahaha"
Inmate: (hops into his imaginary car and shuffles to his cell making f**... engine noises, screeches the brakes, steps out of his car and into his cell. Pokes his head out) "Made it home safe dad"
Me and my coworker burst out laughing
I wanted to go out for Valentine's day, but my relationship is complex
I'm real, she's imaginary.
I found out my friend is addicted to math.
I should have known. All the sines were there. He had a hard time functioning, and he would go off on tangents all the time. Such a shame - he was in his prime, his life was on a great vector. He wanted to write the next 'Matrix'. But now, he can't differentiate between what is real and what is imaginary. It's so complex. I'm afraid his problems will start to multiply exponentially, and he just doesn't understand the root of it all. Pretty soon he won't be able to integrate at all. And just to add to the trouble, those he defines as 'friends' just want to divide his space between themselves. I'm afraid soon he'll go off into the Great Unknown...
How do you tell an optimistic tree from a pessimistic tree?
If it's negative, its roots are imaginary.
What do you call a kid with an imaginary friend?
Creative.
What do you call an adult with an imaginary friend?
Crazy.
What do you call an adult with an imaginary friend who lives in the sky?
Religious.
I made a real friend today
I multiplied my imaginary friend by sqrt(-1).
A Mathematician went to the doctors because he kept seeing √-1
Apparently it was all imaginary
I asked my Imaginary Friend if we could ever have s**..., and do you know what she said?
"In your dreams."
I would say my girlfriend is about the square root of -100 probably
10, but also imaginary
If BJ is Bad Joke then what is B+iJ?
Complex Bad Joke.
And if you didn't find it funny, that's because the Joke part was imaginary.
If BJ stands for Bad joke, then what does B+íj stands for?
Complex bad joke.
Its not funny because the joke part is imaginary!
I was a complex child
My mother was real and my father was imaginary.
I am a complex kid.
Because I am the product of a real mom and an imaginary father.
I always hang out with my imaginary friend.
People used to think I'm crazy talking to myself in public.
But everything is fine now; I wear airpods.
My girlfriend is like the square root of -100
An absolute 10, but imaginary.
Doctor, I'm worried about my son. He spends all day measuring imaginary bottles of orange soda.
Don't worry ma'am, it's normal for boys his age to spend their time fantasising.
My imaginary girlfriend broke up with me.
She told me to start seeing other people.
A strong boxer
has a foam board to practice on.
He punches it 10,15,20 times in a row, so hard that each punch makes a crater in the foam.
After he finishes practice, he turns to an imaginary audience, shows them the board, and tells them
"here's the punchline"
My imaginary girlfriend wants to break up with me.
She told me she wanted me to start seeing other people.
I like my girlfriend like my friends
Imaginary.
A son tells his father...
A son tells his father, "I have an imaginary girlfriend." The father sighs and says, "You know, you could do better." "Thanks Dad," the son says. The father shakes his head and goes, "I was talking to your girlfriend."
Courtesy of my 11-year-old: Dad, what's the difference between a humorous reference and an imaginary bread?
One is a wry allusion and the other is a rye illusion.
A son tells his father, "I have an imaginary girlfriend." The father sighs and says, "You know, you could do better."
"Thanks Dad," the son says. The father shakes his head and goes, "I was talking to your girlfriend."
My girlfriend is like the square root of -100...
She's a perfect 10, but also imaginary.
Our relationship is... complex.
I heard the Russians are serving their soldiers complex dishes to eat
The plates are real. But the food is imaginary.
Sorry, horrible math joke.
I once told my dad
that I had an imaginary girlfriend.
My dad sighed and said, You know, you could do better.
Thanks, Dad, I said.
My dad shook his head and said, I was talking to your girlfriend.
Why was 7 afraid of i?
Nobody knows for sure, but everyone agrees his fear is only imaginary