Imaginary Girlfriend Jokes

Funniest Imaginary Girlfriend Short Jokes

Short imaginary girlfriend jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The imaginary girlfriend humour may include short imagination girlfriend jokes also.

1. All my friends keep saying that my new girlfriend is imaginary... Joke's on them, so are they!
2. I got teased by my friends, because they thought my girlfriend was imaginary Jokes on them - they are too.
3. I used to have an imaginary girlfriend but she left me for my best friend. Apparently he had a bigger imagination.
4. I'm worried… I haven't seen or heard from my imaginary girlfriend since she started taking mime classes.
   I'm not sure if she is rehearsing, or if she has left me.
5. My girlfriend accused me of cheating with my imaginary friend... I told her you have gone completely nuts, I don't even have a girlfriend.
6. I broke up with my first girlfriend because she didn't believe in me. Which was ridiculous, because she was the imaginary one.
7. My girlfriend got sick of my self esteem issues and ran off with my best friend. The worst part is they were both imaginary.
8. What does your long-distance girlfriend who you met on vacation have in common with the square root of -1? They both are imaginary.
9. My girlfriend dumped me because I have low self esteem. The worst part is she was imaginary.
10. My imaginary girlfriend My imaginary girlfriend broke up with me.
    Still no idea how she'd found out about my wife.

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Imaginary Girlfriend One Liners

Which imaginary girlfriend one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with imaginary girlfriend? I can suggest the ones about imaginary friend and imaginary.

1. My girlfriend is like the square root of -100. A solid 10, but also imaginary.
2. Why are relationships complex? Because you're real, but your girlfriend is imaginary
3. My girlfriend has the body of a Greek Godess; Imaginary
4. My girlfriend and i are quite similar They're both imaginary
5. I had a fight with my imaginary girlfriend. She said I was never really there.
6. I like my girlfriend like my friends Imaginary.
7. My imaginary girlfriend broke up with me. She told me to start seeing other people.
8. What does free speech and my girlfriend have in common They're both imaginary
9. What does a neckbeard call his imaginary girlfriend and his disease? Ma'lady
10. Now I understand why my relationships are so complex... My girlfriends are imaginary
11. My girlfriend's phone number is 5i Because she is also imaginary
12. Sometimes my imaginary girlfriend ignores me I feel like she's not even there for me
13. I had to break up with my imaginary girlfriend. She is never there for me.
14. What's the worst thing about being an amputee? Having an imaginary girlfriend.
15. My girlfriend is (-144)^(1/2) She imaginary but if she was real she would be 12

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