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Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight...

There would be mass confusion.

This week in DC, mark zuckerberg is currently doing the hardest thing imaginable.

He's explaining Facebook to old people.

Today I thought of a color that doesn't exist...

but then I realized it was just a pigment of my imagination.

Police have arrested the world tongue-twister Champion.

I imagine he'll be given a tough sentence.

I dreamed I saw a color I never saw before

It was just a pigment of my imagination.

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A lesbian couple asked me to help them conceive a baby

So I told them, "Well, imagine an adult, but smaller, mostly hairless, and it s**... itself a lot."

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A man asked a widow if he could say a word at her husbands f**.... She said "Certainly."

He stood up and said "Plethora" , and the woman said "Thanks, that means a lot."
And another man stood up and said, "Bargain" and the woman said, "Thanks, that means a great deal." 
Yet another stood up and said, "Earth" and the woman said, "Thanks, that means the world."
Yet another stood up and said, "Infinity" and the woman said, "Thanks, that means more than you can imagine."
Yet another stood up and said, "Being Alive" and the woman said, "Thanks, my husband would have loved that."
Another person simply held up a sprig of mentha spicata, and the widow said, "Thanks, that's a lovely scent of mint."

My friend just hired a limo for £1000 but it didn't come with a driver

Imagine spending all that money with nothing to chauffeur it

My ex-girlfriend tried to humiliate me by telling all her friends I was terrible in bed.

Imagine her surprise when they all disagreed.

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