Im So White Jokes
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Funniest Im So White Short Jokes
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- A man calls the White House and says he wants to apply for the President's position. "Are you an idiot", the White House staff says.
"Oh sorry Im not. Is that a criteria?", he replies. - How many white teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb ...none they would rather sit in the dark
(im white teenage and mean no harm in this joke) - when is the only time you want a white point guard? When your sister comes home and says
"Im dating a point guard" - i took a dna test with my black friend. Turns out im a little black and he's a little white.
My other friend said
"Doesnt matter if you're both midgets." - Finally my young children live in a country where they actually see with their own eyes that a Rich White Man can truly be President of the United States! Im in tears ... like most Americans.
- Im not racist but... I will always believe in one activity that is better off segregated into w**... and colored. Laundry.
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Im So White One Liners
Which im so white one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with im so white? I can suggest the ones about your mama so white and im so old.
- What's im season at the White House Peach
- Im so white I get burned by SunnyD.
- Im not white im Jewish..
- IM A RACE CAR DRIVER I DRIVE A BUS WITH b**...,BROWNS,w**...,OTHERS..
Witty Im So White Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about im so white you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean so pale jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make im so white pranks.
A black man walks into a restaurant..
There is a huge sign on wall that says "Colored People Not Allowed."
The man takes a seat and a white man comes over in a hurry and says, " Excuse me son, we don't serve colored people in this restaurant. Im going to have to ask you to leave."
The black man smiles, looks at the white man and says, "Sir, when I was born I was black, when I am sick I'm black, when I'm cold I'm black, when I'm angry I'm black and when I sad I'm black.
But you, sir, when you're born you're pink, when you're sick you are green, when you're cold you turn blue and when you're angry you turn red.
And you have the nerve to call me colored!"
A little girl walks into a pet store...
A little girl walks into a pet store and approaches the clerk. "Im looking for a wabbit" she says.
The clerk, taken aback by how adorable this girl is, asks "Aww, well would you like a white wabbit, or a brown wabbit?"
The little girl replies "I dont think my python gives a thit"
Trump marched into the white house
When trump became president obama was waiting for him at the white house.
Trump! You have to run around the entire white house while I time you, we have a little leaderboard said obama
Ok, im fast, the fastest. When i run you cant even see me trust me! Replied trump, incidentally what are the other presidents times?
Obama looked at his notebook, well I took 8:23
, clinton took 8:40, nixon took 10:10 and bush did 9:11.
a farmer interviewed about his two white and black cows
reporter: what do you feed the cows?
farmer: the white or the black one ?
- the white one.
- hay.
-and the black one?
-also hay.
- where do they sleep?
-the white or the black one?
- .....the white one!
- in the barn
-and the black one ???
- also in the barn.
-!!!?? WHY DO YOU HAVE TO ASK WITCH ONE IM REFERRING TO IF THE ANSWER IS THE SAME FOR BOTH OF THEM??
-oh please forgive me but the WHITE one is mine.
-and the black one??
-also mine.