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A lesbian woman is hitting on another woman in a bar.....
The other woman tells the lesbian "Im sorry but I straight."
The lesbian wispers into her ear, "So is spaghetti, until it gets hot and wet"
I got this hot blondes phone number today!
Im starting to think i should cause car accidents more often.
Here's a story about me and my girlfriends first time.
She was at my house, and he and up to me and said, Im hungry, I want something nice and hot to eat. I caught her drift, so I went and got that metallic packet that everyone loves. I checked the used by date, and It wasn't off so I ripped it open and put it on. We waited a minute or so, until the tension was boiling hot, and then I grabbed it, and shoved it in her mouth.
The ramen was great, I'm surprised we hadn't had it before, we're having it again tomorrow!
I was walking down the street when a homeless man asked me for a few dollars for food.
I pull $10 from my wallet and ask the man "if i give you this money will you buy beer with it?"
"No i had to give up drinking years ago" the man replied
"Will you use it to fish instead of buying food?" I asked
"No i dont waste time fishing" he replied " I have to use my time to try and stay alive"
"Will you use it to buy hunting equiptment i asked?"
"Are you NUTS? I havent been hunting in twenty years!!"
"Well" i said " instead of giving you the money im going to take you home and give you a nice hot bath, and a amazing dinner cooked by my wife"
The man, astounded asked " wont your wife be furious?"
I replied "dont worry about that. It's important for her to see what happens to a man when he stops hunting, fishing and drinking."
A blond walks in for a job interview...
She is kind of hot and the boss thinks of hiring her without the formalities. But decides to just ask her a few simple questions anyhow. "Could you tell me how old you are?" The blond starts to count on her fingers until she reaches 19. "19," she replies with a smile. The boss is taken aback and decides to ask an other simple question. "Could you tell me how tall you are?" she goes into her bag and pulls out a tape measure, sticks it under her shoe and starts to pull it to her head. "5'9" She beams with a smile. The boss can't believe how she could be so brainless and decides to ask her something everyone know. " Could you please tell me your name? At this she looks to the ceiling and starts to more her head right to left...right ..left ..right.. left ..right ..left. She does this for a while then says " EEMMILLLYYY" then she says "my names Emily" the boss can't help himself and asks. "Why did you shake your head like that when I asked you your name?" To which she replies," oh I'm remembering that song...
Happy birthday to you"
Sorry for the mess Im using my phone..
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