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my dad tells a dad joke
so i tell my dad "im cold" and he responds with "go stand in the corner its 90 degrees
A guy says: im cold
A guy says: I'm cold
A girl says : go to the corner, it's 90 degrees over there
My doctor advised me to avoid my usual calorific Christmas dinner; he even joked that I should get rid of my oven.
So Im going cold turkey.
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Cold Stew
A Man walks into a diner, he sees they have a special "today only" on Cold Stew. He sits down at the diner table and asks the waitress to order a bowl. "im sorry sir." she replies "The gentleman beside you just ordered the last bowl."
"thats alright, ill just have a coffee."
sitting drinking his coffee he notices the guy next to him drinking a coffee eating a sandwich but not really touching the stew so he leans over "Hey man, you gonna eat that?"
"No, No, you go ahead" the mans replies
Pulling the bowl towards himself he begins to dig in, has a unique bittery taste not awful, just curious, but its free and its not the worst stew hes eaten so he continues vigirously. Halfway into the bowl of stew he discovers a large dead rat at the bottom of the bowl, without missing a beat the man up and pukes back up into the bowl. Disgusted with the meal and himself wiping the spit and remanants of p**... from his chin the man next to him leans over and says
"Yea, thats how far I made it..."
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