Fun-Filled Im Not Drunk Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
Two beers sitting in a bar
Full beer turns to the empty one and says, "come on, let's go home. You drivin'?"
"can't" the empty one replies, "Im drunk"
Ooh! Ooh! I have a current events joke!
Go easy on me im drunk.
When I heard that the A/C had gone out at the AT&T Center in San Antonio tonight for the NBA finals, I thought to myself... I guess this favors the Heat.
A drunk man runs into a Priest
A drunk man stumbles out a bar and walks straight into a Preist. The man sees his chance and says "Look Father! I'm Jesus Christ!"
The Preist tells him he isn't but the man is adament to show the Priest, so he takes the Preist im and walks upvto the bar.
The bartender says "Jesus Christ, what do you want now?"
Will get downvoted like mad but Im drunk so I dont care (higly racist)
Why do Beyonce sing "to the left to the left"???
Cause black people have no rights...
Im sorry
a drunk joke
a drunk man was pulled over by a cop on the high way
cop:where are you going at this time
drunk man: im going to a lecture
cop:from where are you going to get a lecture at this time of the night
drunk man: from my wife
I was talking to my best friend last night.
Me: IM NOT DRUNK! YOUR DRUNK!
Best friend: dude... I'm your reflection.
Me: (cries) I know...
A husband comes home drunk..
His wife shouts: "So, you're drunk again, you castaway!"
The man responds: " Aww, shut your mouth, im punished enough to see you double!"
An interesting title
Officer: are you drunk
Me: I SWEAR to drunk im not God
