The Best 8 Im Not Drunk Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Im Not Drunk jokes. There are some im not drunk wife jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these im not drunk car puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Im Not Drunk Jokes and Puns

Two beers sitting in a bar

Full beer turns to the empty one and says, "come on, let's go home. You drivin'?"

"can't" the empty one replies, "Im drunk"

Ooh! Ooh! I have a current events joke!

Go easy on me im drunk.

When I heard that the A/C had gone out at the AT&T Center in San Antonio tonight for the NBA finals, I thought to myself... I guess this favors the Heat.

A drunk man runs into a Priest

A drunk man stumbles out a bar and walks straight into a Preist. The man sees his chance and says "Look Father! I'm Jesus Christ!"

The Preist tells him he isn't but the man is adament to show the Priest, so he takes the Preist im and walks upvto the bar.

The bartender says "Jesus Christ, what do you want now?"

Will get downvoted like mad but Im drunk so I dont care (higly racist)

Why do Beyonce sing "to the left to the left"???

Cause black people have no rights...

Im sorry

a drunk joke

a drunk man was pulled over by a cop on the high way

cop:where are you going at this time

drunk man: im going to a lecture

cop:from where are you going to get a lecture at this time of the night

drunk man: from my wife


I was talking to my best friend last night.

Me: IM NOT DRUNK! YOUR DRUNK!

Best friend: dude... I'm your reflection.

Me: (cries) I know...

A husband comes home drunk..

His wife shouts: "So, you're drunk again, you castaway!"
The man responds: " Aww, shut your mouth, im punished enough to see you double!"

An interesting title

Officer: are you drunk

Me: I SWEAR to drunk im not God

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the im not drunk husband jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working im not drunk drunk piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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