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- A Mexican magician works on Microsoft Windows Uno, and *p**...*, DOS is gone without a tres.
- In art class, I saw my friend making a gradient from dark to light on his paper with his pencil today. "Hey, what are you doing?"
"Illustrating Fifty Shades of Grey..." - So I heard today that all 25 U.S Women's Soccer Players are getting their own Sports Illustrated Cover... That's going to be a lot of materiel to come across
- I asked my chemist friend why his arc and line diagrams look weird. He said they're just basic illustrations
- The first day of class my Biochem teacher, to illustrate the point that "Nothing is wasted" ,wrote Ask yourself:
What is the problem to which this is the answer?
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- What do you call a sick painting? An Ill-ustration.
- 100 Yards to the Toilet by Will E. MakeIt Illustrations by Betty Won't
- What do you call a deer who wants to make cartoons? Adobe Illustrator.
- There's a new magazine for people who love mushrooms. Spores illustrated
- What magazine does the big bad wolf read.
Porks Illustrated - What does an illustrator say to his girlfriend on Valentine ? I'm font of you.
Illustrate Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about illustrate you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make illustrate pranks.
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A man charged with assault and battery insisted at his trial that he had just pushed his victim "a little bit". When he was pressured by the prosecutor to illustrate just how hard, the defendant approached the lawyer, slapped him in the face, grabbed him firmly by the lapels and flung him over the table.
He then faced judge and jury and calmly declared, "I would say it was about one-tenth that hard."
An eccentric professor brings a cloning machine into class to illustrate a difficult concept...
One student, gesturing to the demonstration, decides to reach out to his overachieving friend.
"I just don't understand what that thing does."
His friend, clearly bothered by the situation, snaps back, "that makes two of us!"
Doc: "Is this better, or is this better?"
Patient: "They're both terrible..."
Doc: "OK, C.... or D?"
Patient: "Why does it even matter?"
Doc: "E... or F?"
Patient: "Who cares... Everything is awful..."
Doc: "Okay sir, you're going to have to leave."
Patient: "Whatever"
And that, my friends, illustrates the essential difference between pessimists and optometrists.
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I asked my Mexican GF to please speak English when we're having s**......
Now she keeps screaming "Illustrated Example! Illustrated Example!!
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Have you folks read the book, Twenty Yards to the Outhouse?
by w**... Makit, illustrated by Betty Wont and published by Andy Dint
a man walks in to an Animation Studio...
and goes to speak to the receptionist. Asking to see the head illustrator, the receptionist points to a swing in the middle of the room, where a man sits. "That is the head of the department, but good luck talking to him", she says. "He's in suspended animation".
The buzzword of this election is "
CHANGE."
Candidates toss it around without saying what they want to change to.
Just that we need CHANGE!
This brings to mind the following illustration...
Years ago, there was an old tale in the Marine Corps about a lieutenant who inspected his Marines and told the "Gunny" that they smelled bad.
The lieutenant suggested that they change their underwear.
The "Gunny" responded, "Aye, aye, sir. I'll see to it immediately."
He went into the tent and said, "The lieutenant thinks you guys smell bad, and he wants you to change your underwear. Smith, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, Brown, you change with Schultz..."
"Change, now get on with it!"
And the moral is: A candidate may promise change in Washington... but the stink remains!