Illusion Jokes

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Funniest Illusion Short Jokes

Short illusion jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The illusion humour may include short invisible jokes also.

1. Courtesy of my 11-year-old: Dad, what's the difference between a humorous reference and an imaginary bread? One is a wry allusion and the other is a rye illusion.
2. What do new iPhones and Donald Trump have in common? Both cost more than they're worth and create the illusion of superiority without ever delivering.
3. My wife caught me jerking off to an optical illusion.... I said "Babe, it's not what it looks like!!"
4. My wife walked in on me in bed with an optical illusion I said it's not what it looks like!
5. I got my girlfriend an optical illusion for her birthday Her: "Whoa what's this?"
   Me: "It's not what it looks like!"
6. Optical illusion My girlfriend caught me jerking off to an optical illusion. I said, "babe it's not what it looks like!".
7. Non-duality humour Why do Buddhists only store their books in drawer?
   Because they believe the shelf is an illusion.
8. Did you hear about the magician that only performed illusions with chocolate? He always had a few Twix up his sleeves.
9. For a few years, Harry Houdini only used trap doors in his illusions... But it was just a stage he was going through.
10. Why were Loki's powers centered around creating illusions? It allows him to be low-key with his mischiefs.

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Illusion One Liners

Which illusion one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with illusion? I can suggest the ones about lies and fake.

1. Have you ever heard of the illusion of choice? Never mind, of course you have.
2. The cheese industry is led by an illusive, secret cabal They're called the Hallouminati
3. What do Telltale Games & the U.S. have in common? The illusion of choice.
4. What do you call a successful mirage? An optimal illusion
5. When I was little I wanted to be a magician, but I don't anymore. I lost my illusions.
6. What do you call a man who gives a woman the illusion of entitlement? A Husband...
7. I thought my friend got new glasses... turns out it was just an optical illusion.
8. I love Optical Illusions Its just a matter of perspective.
9. Thought I saw an ice cream truck. It was a popsicle illusion.
10. I got caught m**... to an optical illusion I said "it's not what it looks like"

Optical Illusion Jokes

Here is a list of funny optical illusion jokes and even better optical illusion puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What did the optical illusion say when he got caught cheating on his wife "It's not what it looks like!"
• Did you hear about the man who was caught in bed with an optical illusion? He said This isn't what it looks like!
• My wife walked in on me... My wife walked in on me m**... to an optical illusion. I threw my hands up and said, "Honey, it's not what it looks like!"
• My wife caught me m**... to an optical illusion. In response, I told her, It's not what it looks like.
• My girlfriend caught me having s**... with a book of optical illusions I tried explaining to her, "This isn't what it looks like!"
• My wife walked in on me m**... to a picture of an optical illusion... I turned and yelled "it's not what it looks like!"
• My girlfriend caught me m**... to a optical illusion, I screamed "it's not what it looks like!!"
• My wife caught me having s**... with an optical illusion I told her "it's not what it looks like!"
• My wife walked in on me m**... to an optical illusion. I said, Honey, it's not what it looks like!
• My wife walked in on me m**... to an optical illusion Me: It's not what it looks like

Laughter Illusion Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity

What funny jokes about illusion you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean vision jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make illusion pranks.