Illuminati Jokes

Funniest Illuminati Short Jokes

Short illuminati jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The illuminati humour may include short sects jokes also.

1. Conspiracy theorists, I hope you're right... I hope the illuminati run this country, they seem like a safe bet
2. What Do You Call a Secret Organization That Cares about Your Well-Being? Illuminati Concerned.
3. What do thrifty Illuminati members like to put their pickled vegetables in? Free Mason jars. :D
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   \[\[ Stupidest joke I ever came up with, today at work in the Dish Pit. \]\]
4. What is the illuminatis favorite colour and why? [Ultraviolet; they don't want you to see the truth.]
   This is an original joke.
5. [WP] God tries to appear as a burning bush in front of Moses , but instead he appears in front of the illuminati to appoint one of them. Whoops, wrong shrub
6. What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so? "Curses, foiled again!"
7. What happens when an Illuminati member works out and gets really buff? He becomes an Illumi-hottie
8. Why does the Illuminati have to be the bad guy all the time? Why can't they just be the Illuminice?

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Illuminati One Liners

Which illuminati one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with illuminati? I can suggest the ones about divide and secret.

1. What does the Illuminati smell like? New World Odor
2. What do the Canadian Illuminati call themselves? The Illuminat-Eh!
3. What's the illuminati's favorite month? Jew-Lie
4. Ever hear of an alien reptilian on a tractor? Illuminati cornfarmed.
5. What do you call a series of coincidences? The illuminati
6. What do you call a lightbulb that goes bad? An illuminati.
7. What do you call a sick conspiracy? An ILLuminati.
8. The Illuminati doesn't scare me They never even kill anyo
9. How do you find Illuminati's secret hideout? You triangulate their position!
10. Maybe the only way to join Illuminati.. Is to buy WinRAR License?
11. How an Illuminati living in the arctic is called? An Igloominati
12. What is an Illuminati member's favorite instrument? Triangle.
13. Why didn't the Christmas lights get any presents? Because they were Illumi-nati
14. illuminati ISREAL i was home and i looked out my window and i see
    triangle in the sky
15. How do the Illuminati get their groceries? They make a New World order.

Comical Illuminati Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

What funny jokes about illuminati you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean champion jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make illuminati pranks.