Illegally Downloading Jokes
31 illegally downloading jokes and hilarious illegally downloading puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about illegally downloading that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Illegally Downloading Short Jokes
Short illegally downloading jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The illegally downloading humour may include short pirated jokes also.
- I got arrested for illegally downloading the whole of Wikipedia I told them I could explain everything.
- Cop: I'm arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia Man: Wait I can explain everything
- A man gets arrested for illegally downloading Wikipedia The man says, Wait! I can explain everything!
- I was accused of illegally downloading the entirety of Wikipedia I told them I could explain everything
- I got arrested for illegally downloading all of Wikipedia. But I should be fine. I can explain everything in court.
- Cop: We suspect you have illegally downloaded all the editions of Encyclopedia Brittanica. Man: Wait! I can explain everything!
- What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday? "I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"
- An officer is arresting a man. Officer: I'm arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia.
Man: Wait! I can explain everything! - What do you call a small insect that likes to download things illegally off the internet? A Tor-ant
- I got arrested for illegally downloading Wikipedia in its entirety ...before I got arrested I said "wait I can explain everything
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Illegally Downloading One Liners
Which illegally downloading one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with illegally downloading? I can suggest the ones about illegally parked and down load.
- What do you call a man who illegally downloaded a documentary about circles? A *πrate*
- I illegally downloaded a movie in the Bahamas I guess I'm a Pirate of the Caribbean
- What do you call it if you download "Pulp Fiction" Illegally? Quentin TORRENTino
- Q:What happens when your GF illegally downloads a movie? A:She becomes PirateBae
- where do q**... download their i**... software from pirategay
Quirky and Hilarious Illegally Downloading Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
What funny jokes about illegally downloading you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean illegal jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make illegally downloading pranks.
What is a pirate's LEAST favorite letter?
Dear Sir or Madam,
Your IP address has been flagged for illegally downloading movies. We will have to suspend your account, pending further investigation.
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Sincerely,
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The Internet Provider
Girl asked me to netflix and chill, but I download all my movies illegally....
So I was like na, more like pirate and b**....
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear Sir or Madam,
Your IP address has been flagged for illegally downloading movies. We will have to suspend your account, pending further investigation.
Sincerely,
Your Internet Provider
What is a pirate's LEAST favourite letter?
Dear Sir or Ma'am,
we are cutting your internet connection due to i**... downloading and copyright violations.
Sincerely, Internet Provider
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear Subscriber,
We are cutting off your Internet service due to i**... downloading.
In the old days, when you illegally downloaded music it would transfer everything but the drum tracks, so you'd have to duplicate those on your own.
That's why they say you can't steal music without repercussion.
Police bursts into a man's house.
They put him on the floor, handcuff him and all that shabang.
One of the officers says to him: "You are arrested for illegally downloading the whole Wikipedia!"
The man says: "I'm sorry officer.
I can explain everything."
Did you hear about the guy who illegally downloaded Free Fallin' and r**...?
He was charged with Petty theft.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.
What is a pirate's LEAST favorite letter?
"It has come to our attention that your *IP* has been downloading software illegally..."
I illegally downloaded the movie Bohemian Rhapsody today
It is very poor quality. All I can see is the little silhouetto of a man
The cops are questioning me about illegally downloading the entirety of Wikipedia.
I said, I can explain everything.
Cable provider shut my internet down for illegally downloading movies
What an invasion of piracy