...then my illegal logging business is a success.
Dear sir,
Your internet access has been terminated due to illegal usage.
Sincerely, your service provider.
Apparently, it doesn't apply to congressmen.
As he was wandering around taking a look, the clerk asked if he could help the man find anything.
Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S. immigration policy regarding Muslims and illegal aliens?
The clerk said, Kiss my ass… get out… and stay out!
The man said, Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?
Because its illegal.
18: can I buy a bottle of wine?
USA: no that's illegal & irresponsible
18: can I go $50,000 into debt for education?
USA: we encourage it
Dear Customer,
Due to recent illegal activities that have been performed through your connection, your internet service has been permanently disconnected.
-Sincerely, your ISP.
Dear sir,
Your internet access has been terminated due to illegal usage.
Sincerely, Comcast.
Alien VS predator
Alien VS Predator
It's illegal to drink and derive.
destruction of government property.
Their president is Enrique Peña Nieto.
Would it be called Alien vs Predator?
Surely thats illegal.
Now they're unlegal.
The owner said can I help you? I said I'm looking for the new Donald Trump book about the Muslims and the illegal Mexicans. He said fuck you, get the hell out of here and never come back. I said, that's the one, do you have it in paperback?
E.T. learned English and went home.
Which makes it illegal in school zones
Forced upgrades should be illegal, Microsoft.
I'm a whisk taker
I don't think the speed was why I was arrested though.
E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.
The owner says "GET THE FUCK OUT!"
The Republican responds "Yeah! That's the one!"
my illegal logging business is running smoothly
This means it's illegal to ejaculate in a school zone.
I don't think the speed was why I was arrested though.
But still.
...and they still don't have any illegal Mexicans.
E.T. learned the language, and eventually went home.
It got de-ported
As I was wandering around to take a look, the clerk stopped me and offered to help me.
I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, "Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S. Immigration Policy regarding Muslims and illegal Mexicans?"
The clerk angrily said, "Fuck off, get out and stay out!"
I said, "Yes! That's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"
then my illegal log cutting business is doing well.
Who was smoking a cigarette at a gas station while she filled her car. She pulled out the nozzle and gas shot everywhere and her arm was immediately engulfed in flames. She starts waving it around and a cop saw it and shot her dead. She was waving an illegal fire arm.
E.T. learned to speak English and wanted to go home.
Unlawful is the act of breaking the law. Illegal is a sick bird.
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