Illegal Immigration Jokes

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Short illegal immigration jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The illegal immigration humour may include short illegal immigrants jokes also.

  1. We should have a TV show where i**... immigrants hunt down s**... offenders for a chance at citizenship We can call it "alien vs Predator"
  2. What do you call an i**... Italian immigrant? an imPASTA!
  3. What's the difference between E.T and i**... immigrants? E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.
  4. What's the difference between E.T. and an i**... immigrant? E.T. learned the language, and eventually went home.
  5. Do you know the most outstanding thing about our i**... immigrants? Their warrants.
    (Here come the down-votes!)
  6. Trump followed through with his plan to get rid of i**... immigrants By making America so bad they'll leave on their own.
  7. I heard there's a new movie coming out where an i**... immigrant turns vigilante and battles a child m**...... They're calling it Alien vs Predator.
  8. A cop pulls an i**... immigrant over near the US-Mexico border and asks "Papers?" The immigrant responds "Scissors" and drives away
  9. My uncle is mad that he lost his job to an i**... immigrant It took him forever to find a job that neither requires a third grade education nor a background check.
  10. I'm never smoking with i**... immigrants again! I asked who had the papers and everyone ran.

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Which illegal immigration one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with illegal immigration? I can suggest the ones about immigration and illegal alien.

  1. What do you call an immigrant without green card that can't see Illegally blind
  2. What do you call an i**... immigrant and a catholic priest fighting? Alien VS Predator
  3. What do you call it if an i**... immigrant fights a s**... offender? Alien vs. Predator
  4. I can't support building a wall to keep out i**... immigrants. It's borderline racist.
  5. An i**... immigrant and a s**... offender get into a fight It was Alien vs. Predator
  6. I wanted to tell you a joke about i**... immigrants... But it was borderline offesive.
  7. Why was the i**... immigrant so offensive? Because he crossed the line
  8. My computer auto-corrected "i**... immigrant" to "undocumented person." It's a PC PC.
  9. What Do You Call A Fight Between an i**... Immigrant and a Pervert? Alien V. Predator.
  10. What do you call an i**... immigrant living in Sweden? An artificial Swedener
  11. If an i**... immigrant and p**... have a fight Does that make it Alien vs Predator?
  12. Why dont i**... immigrants like their drinks on the rocks? Because they dont like ICE
  13. I don't like to talk i**... immigration too much. Because that's crossing a border
  14. What do the Titanic and i**... Immigrants have in common? Getting caught by ice
  15. What do i**... immigrants hate to put in their beverages? ICE

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What funny jokes about illegal immigration you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean immigrants jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make illegal immigration pranks.

Did you hear about the guy who was caught hiding i**... immigrants in Prague?

He got prison for caching false Czechs.

Not really sure about my position on i**... immigration into the US. As a Latino,

I'd say I'm on the fence.

Americans, don't hate on i**... Mexican immigrants so much ...

For f**...'s sake, even your national anthem welcomes them.

"José can you see ..."

3 new inmates discussing their sentences

first new prisoner pipes up "i'm in for m**..."
the other two ask him "what did you get?"
second prisoner "i'm in for burglary and r**..."
"what did you get?"
third jailbird "i'm in for burning i**... immigrants"
"what did you get?"
"10 to the gallon!"


i**... immigration is not a new problem. Native Americans used to call it "White People"

What do you call a carpool full of i**... immigrants?

A moving violation.

A Muslim, an i**... Immigrant, and a Marxist walk into a bar...

And the bartender asks, "What'll ya have, Mr. President?"

Mexico is now the world's fattest nation, is plagued by gun violence, and has a big problem with i**... immigrants crossing their southern border...

I guess they became Americans after all.

What do you call an i**... immigrant who wants to become a lawyer?

A para-i**....

What do you call an i**... Italian immigrant?

an imPASTA!

US has serious problem with i**... immigrants.

If you don't believe me ask any Native American.

How can Donald Trump deport millions of i**... immigrants?

By completely ignoring, these are only campaign promises.


Can't i**... US immigrants play Uno?
Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards

Where do most i**... immigrants go in America?


Why i**... immigrants are never seen on dvds or cassettes?

Because they are always streaming in!

What's the difference between a feminist and an i**... immigrant?

The i**... immigrant knows how to cook.

What does Obama call i**... immigrants?

Undocumented Democrats

I was about to make a joke about i**... immigrants

But that would be crossing the borders

i**... immigrants can never get a cold drink.

They don't want to be anywhere near ICE.

They say there are about 12 million i**... immigrants in this country...

...but if you ask a native American, that number is more like 300 million.

A new restaurant that doesn't offer food to i**... immigrants.

Tacos for Mexicans too

This just in. i**... immigrants have been caught on the border of

Canada. They're being sent back south to US.

Looks like Mexico will be building a wall...

They're going to want to keep all the i**... American Immigrants out.


Yes, we know. You are i**... immigrants, your president is Enrique Peña Nieto

[Politics] i**... immigrants are lucky

The government is helping them escape the US
...and into mexico, where a booming ladder industry is providing plenty of jobs

A survey was taken about whether there were too many i**... immigrants in the US.

22% said "YES"
17% said "NO"
61% said "NO COMPRENDE"

The US asked Mexico how many i**... immigrants got into America each year...

Mexico said- "Not Juan"

What do you call it when you use your debit card to pay to have s**... with a MtF i**... immigrant

Paperless trans action

I figured out how to solve i**... immigration!

Annex Mexico; then people won't be immigrating anymore, they'll just be moving!

If an i**... immigrant sets fire to their arm

Is it an i**... firearm?

Trump plan to alleviate world hunger and i**... immigration . . .

. . . he's going to round up all i**... aliens and issue them Soylent Green cards

What's the most OUTSTANDING thing about our i**... immigrants?

Their warrents.

Neglecting to use a blinker while driving is a lot like i**... immigration.

You can't come over here if you can't do it legally.

Why did the i**... immigrant take his whiskey neat?

He didn't want to deal with I.C.E

If an i**... immigrant was attacking a priest

Would that make it Alien vs. Predator?

What do you get when an i**... immigration fights a child m**...?

Alien versus Predator.

What's the only song that i**... immigrants hate?

ICE ICE baby

A group of i**... immigrants was caught at the Southern border...

...when questioned by the authority, the group replied:
"We're actually trying to get to Canada now, but US is in the way."

I'm hoping in 2018 we can come to a compromise on i**... immigration

and at least keep the hotties.

Evidence found of millions of Facebook posts by foreign agents trying to influence US election. After finding out it was all the i**... immigrants the democrats quickly lost interest in pursuing it

What country should i**... immigrants stay away from?


A guy walks into a Muslim bookstore wearing a Make America Great Again hat...

As he was wandering around taking a look, the clerk asked if he could help the man find anything.
Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S. immigration policy regarding Muslims and i**... aliens?
The clerk said, Kiss my a**...… get out… and stay out!
The man said, Yes, that's the one.  Do you have it in paperback?

If any i**... immigrant fought off a child m**..., would it be Alien VS Predator?

Did you hear they're going to be making a new alien versus predator movie

It's going to be starring an i**... immigrant versus bill Cosby

i**... immigrant vs. Child m**...

If and i**... immigrant fought a child m**..., would it be considered alien vs. predator?

Jesus was an i**... immigrant

They deported him
3 days later, he rose from the south and was back in the U.S.

What does an undocumented Mexican immigrant have in common with a pirated Ridley Scott movie?

Both are an i**... Alien.

What did people on the Titanic get that i**... immigrants don't get?


On the immigration debate, Donald Trump said of other countries: "They're not sending us their best people."

On a side note, Mary Anne MacLeod illegally migrated to the US in 1929. A few years later she gave birth to Donald Trump.

So he may have a point.

There's a club for i**... immigrants.

$20 from all good retailers.

A poll was taken in California, asking if people thought i**... immigration was a serious problem. 29 percent said, 'Yes, it is a serious problem.'

71 percent said, 'No es un problema serio.'

Trump: I want to deport 11,000,000 i**... immigrant and 2 puppies.

People: 2 puppies!? Why?
Trump: See, nobody cares about i**... immigrants.

Why don't i**... immigrants like to drive in the winter?

They see the signs that say, "Watch for ICE on bridges".

A bigot and an i**... immigrant walk into a bar, what happens?

The alien abducts the bigot.

What do the Titanic and i**... immigrants have in common?

They both are s**... over by ice.

How many i**... immigrants does it take the pave a driveway?

Depends on how thin you slice them.

I hear they made a movie about an i**... immigrant who beats up a child abuser.

Alien vs Predator

What did a Lord of The Ring fan who works as an American borderline guard say to an i**... immigrant?

You shall not pass !!!!

What football position does Donald Trump want i**... immigrants to play?

He'd like them to be Running Backs.

Why did the liberal vote republican?

Because she is an i**... immigrant

What's the difference between a liberal and a conservative regarding immigration?

A liberal wants all i**... immigration, a conservative wants immigration all-i**....

An i**... immigrant and a p**... got into a brawl....

In other words, it was alien vs predator

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