Illegal Immigrants Jokes
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Did you hear about the guy who was caught hiding i**... immigrants in Prague?
He got prison for caching false Czechs.
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Not really sure about my position on i**... immigration into the US. As a Latino,
I'd say I'm on the fence.
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Americans, don't hate on i**... Mexican immigrants so much ...
For f**...'s sake, even your national anthem welcomes them.
"José can you see ..."
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3 new inmates discussing their sentences
first new prisoner pipes up "i'm in for m**..."
the other two ask him "what did you get?"
"20-life"
second prisoner "i'm in for burglary and r**..."
"what did you get?"
"10-15"
third jailbird "i'm in for burning i**... immigrants"
"what did you get?"
"10 to the gallon!"
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Immigrants
i**... immigration is not a new problem. Native Americans used to call it "White People"
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What do you call a carpool full of i**... immigrants?
A moving violation.
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A Muslim, an i**... Immigrant, and a Marxist walk into a bar...
And the bartender asks, "What'll ya have, Mr. President?"
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Mexico is now the world's fattest nation, is plagued by gun violence, and has a big problem with i**... immigrants crossing their southern border...
I guess they became Americans after all.
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What do you call an i**... Italian immigrant?
an imPASTA!
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What do you call an i**... immigrant who wants to become a lawyer?
A para-i**....
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What do you call an i**... Italian immigrant?
an imPASTA!
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US has serious problem with i**... immigrants.
If you don't believe me ask any Native American.
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How can Donald Trump deport millions of i**... immigrants?
By completely ignoring, these are only campaign promises.
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Why...
Can't i**... US immigrants play Uno?
Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards
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Why was the i**... immigrant so offensive?
Because he crossed the line
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Where do most i**... immigrants go in America?
Allah-bama.
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Why i**... immigrants are never seen on dvds or cassettes?
Because they are always streaming in!
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What's the difference between a feminist and an i**... immigrant?
The i**... immigrant knows how to cook.
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What does Obama call i**... immigrants?
Undocumented Democrats
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I was about to make a joke about i**... immigrants
But that would be crossing the borders
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i**... immigrants can never get a cold drink.
They don't want to be anywhere near ICE.
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They say there are about 12 million i**... immigrants in this country...
...but if you ask a native American, that number is more like 300 million.
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Illegal Immigrants One Liners
Which illegal immigrants one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with illegal immigrants? I can suggest the ones about illegal alien and mexican immigrants.
- I can't support building a wall to keep out i**... immigrants. It's borderline racist.
- I wanted to tell you a joke about i**... immigrants... But it was borderline offesive.
- Why was the i**... immigrant so offensive? Because he crossed the line
- My computer auto-corrected "i**... immigrant" to "undocumented person." It's a PC PC.
- What do you call an i**... immigrant living in Sweden? An artificial Swedener
- Why dont i**... immigrants like their drinks on the rocks? Because they dont like ICE
- I don't like to talk i**... immigration too much. Because that's crossing a border
- What does Obama call i**... immigrants? Undocumented Democrats
- If an i**... immigrant was attacking a priest Would that make it Alien vs. Predator?
- If an i**... immigrant sets fire to their arm Is it an i**... firearm?
- Why did the i**... immigrant take his whiskey neat? He didn't want to deal with I.C.E
- A new restaurant that doesn't offer food to i**... immigrants. Tacos for Mexicans too
- How should i**... immigrants be deported? Juan by Juan.
- Why did the liberal vote republican? Because she is an i**... immigrant
- i**... immigrants can never get a cold drink. They don't want to be anywhere near ICE.