Illegal Alien Jokes
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Short illegal alien jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The illegal alien humour may include short illegal immigrants jokes also.
- We should have a TV show where i**... immigrants hunt down s**... offenders for a chance at citizenship We can call it "alien vs Predator"
- What do you call an i**... Italian immigrant? an imPASTA!
- What's the difference between an i**... alien and E.T.? E.T. learned English and went home.
- I heard there's a new movie coming out where an i**... immigrant turns vigilante and battles a child m**...... They're calling it Alien vs Predator.
- I hear they made a movie about an i**... immigrant who beats up a child abuser. Alien vs Predator
- i**... immigrant vs. Child m**... If and i**... immigrant fought a child m**..., would it be considered alien vs. predator?
- What do you call a fight between an i**... immigrant and the nerdiest v**... you have ever seen? Alien vs Redditor
- What's the difference between i**... aliens and space aliens? Occasionally, space aliens will go back to where they came from.
- Have you heard about the movie where an i**... immigrant hunts down a priest to get vengence? It's called Alien vs. Predator
- Why is a pirated copy of a Sigourney Weaver film Donald Trump's least favourite movie? It's an i**... Alien.
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- What do you call an i**... immigrant and a catholic priest fighting? Alien VS Predator
- What do you call it if an i**... immigrant fights a s**... offender? Alien vs. Predator
- An i**... immigrant and a s**... offender get into a fight It was Alien vs. Predator
- What Do You Call A Fight Between an i**... Immigrant and a Pervert? Alien V. Predator.
- If an i**... immigrant and p**... have a fight Does that make it Alien vs Predator?
- Aliens do exist! They're i**... in America. It's a law.
- I filmed an i**... fighting a registered s**... offender I named it Alien vs Predator
- If an i**... immigrant was attacking a priest Would that make it Alien vs. Predator?
- AMA: US government thinks I am an ET dealing drugs Because I am an i**... alien.
- What do you call a Mexican pilgrim? An i**... alien!
- If any i**... immigrant fought off a child m**..., would it be Alien VS Predator?
- What's an i**... alien's least favorite song? ICE ICE baby.
- What's the worst thing about winter for an i**... alien? ICE on your doorstep.
- What do you call a migrant in space? i**... alien
- What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas? He'd be an i**... alien.
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What funny jokes about illegal alien you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean extraterrestrial jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make illegal alien pranks.
A Mexican, an Arab, and a r**... girl......
A Mexican, an Arab, and a r**... girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his p**..., and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'
The r**... girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says:
'In America we have so many i**... aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'
A Muslim, an i**... alien, and a Socialist walk into a bar...
... Bartender goes, "What can I get you, Mr. President?"
Did you see the i**... alien costume?
It's like this crazy, scary alien face and a sombrero.
What do you call a UFO flying over San Diego
i**... Aliens
What did the i**... alien say when he forgot something in his groceries list?
Ayy, el mayo!
Donald Trump is cancelling the Dawn Of Justice movie
He's doing it since one of the main characters, Superman, is an i**... alien.
What do you call Mexicans living in the USA?
i**... aliens. LOL
What does Barack Obama call i**... aliens?
Undocumented Democrats.
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A man in Texas looking to join the Frio County Sheriffs Dept. was being interviewed. The Sergeant doing the interview says, "Your qualifications look good, but there's an attitude suitability test you must pass before you can be accepted."
Then, sliding a Smith and Wesson 45 p**... across the desk, he says to the man, "Take this p**...; go out and shoot six i**... aliens, six m**... dealers, six Muslim extremists, six 'Progressive Liberal' democrats, and a rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?" the man asked.
"That's the attitude we're looking for." said the Sergeant, "When can you start?"
Trump plan to alleviate world hunger and i**... immigration . . .
. . . he's going to round up all i**... aliens and issue them Soylent Green cards
What do you get when an i**... immigration fights a child m**...?
Alien versus Predator.
Why is Superman scared of ice?
Because Superman is an i**... alien and he might get deported.
What does Barack Obama call i**... aliens? source: http://www.jokes4us.com/celebrityjokes/barackobamajokes.html
A guy walks into a Muslim bookstore wearing a Make America Great Again hat...
As he was wandering around taking a look, the clerk asked if he could help the man find anything.
Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S. immigration policy regarding Muslims and i**... aliens?
The clerk said, Kiss my a**...… get out… and stay out!
The man said, Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?
Did you hear they're going to be making a new alien versus predator movie
It's going to be starring an i**... immigrant versus bill Cosby
What does an undocumented Mexican immigrant have in common with a pirated Ridley Scott movie?
Both are an i**... Alien.
If you don't wear green on St. Patrick's Day, you'll get pinched. If you don't wear red, white and blue on the 4th...
i**... ALIEN!
A bigot and an i**... immigrant walk into a bar, what happens?
The alien abducts the bigot.
I invented a new burger today. I call it the "i**... alien"
It's got lettuce and tomato on top, with jalapeno peppers and hot sauce hiding underneath.
Served with a free side of ICE.
An i**... immigrant and a p**... got into a brawl....
In other words, it was alien vs predator
Why doesn't Donald Trump like Superman?
Because Superman is a journalist, an i**... alien and he can fly in the rain.
