Illegal Alien Jokes
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A Mexican, an Arab, and a r**... girl......
A Mexican, an Arab, and a r**... girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his p**..., and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'
The r**... girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says:
'In America we have so many i**... aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'
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Did you see the i**... alien costume?
It's like this crazy, scary alien face and a sombrero.
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What do you call an i**... Italian immigrant?
an imPASTA!
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What do you call a UFO flying over San Diego
i**... Aliens
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What did the i**... alien say when he forgot something in his groceries list?
Ayy, el mayo!
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What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?
He'd be an i**... alien.
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Donald Trump is cancelling the Dawn Of Justice movie
He's doing it since one of the main characters, Superman, is an i**... alien.
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What do you call Mexicans living in the USA?
i**... aliens. LOL
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Texas Sheriffs Deputy Exam
A man in Texas looking to join the Frio County Sheriffs Dept. was being interviewed. The Sergeant doing the interview says, "Your qualifications look good, but there's an attitude suitability test you must pass before you can be accepted."
Then, sliding a Smith and Wesson 45 p**... across the desk, he says to the man, "Take this p**...; go out and shoot six i**... aliens, six m**... dealers, six Muslim extremists, six 'Progressive Liberal' democrats, and a rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?" the man asked.
"That's the attitude we're looking for." said the Sergeant, "When can you start?"
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What do you call a migrant in space?
i**... alien
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AMA: US government thinks I am an ET dealing drugs
Because I am an i**... alien.
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Trump plan to alleviate world hunger and i**... immigration . . .
. . . he's going to round up all i**... aliens and issue them Soylent Green cards
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What's the worst thing about winter for an i**... alien?
ICE on your doorstep.
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Why is a pirated copy of a Sigourney Weaver film Donald Trump's least favourite movie?
It's an i**... Alien.
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If an i**... immigrant was attacking a priest
Would that make it Alien vs. Predator?
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What's the difference between an i**... alien and E.T.?
E.T. learned English and went home.
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What's the difference between i**... aliens and space aliens?
Occasionally, space aliens will go back to where they came from.
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Why is Superman scared of ice?
Because Superman is an i**... alien and he might get deported.
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What's it called when an i**... immigrant and a child m**... get in a fist fight?
Alien VS predator
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What does Barack Obama call i**... aliens? source: http://www.jokes4us.com/celebrityjokes/barackobamajokes.html
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Aliens do exist!
They're i**... in America. It's a law.
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What's an i**... alien's least favorite song?
ICE ICE baby.
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Illegal Alien One Liners
Which illegal alien one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with illegal alien? I can suggest the ones about extraterrestrial and immigrants.
- Aliens do exist! They're i**... in America. It's a law.
- I filmed an i**... fighting a registered s**... offender I named it Alien vs Predator
- If an i**... immigrant was attacking a priest Would that make it Alien vs. Predator?
- AMA: US government thinks I am an ET dealing drugs Because I am an i**... alien.
- What do you call a Mexican pilgrim? An i**... alien!
- What's an i**... alien's least favorite song? ICE ICE baby.
- What's the worst thing about winter for an i**... alien? ICE on your doorstep.
- What do you call a migrant in space? i**... alien
- What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas? He'd be an i**... alien.
- What do you call Mexicans living in the USA? i**... aliens. LOL
- What do you call a UFO flying over San Diego i**... Aliens
