Illeagle Jokes

Funniest Illeagle Short Jokes

Short illeagle jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The illeagle humour may include short bird jokes also.

1. Why do you have to deport sick birds of prey? Why do you have to deport sick birds of prey?
   >!it might be an illeagle!<
2. A guy had an eagle. One day it was sick. It puked everywhere and wouldn't stop. Worried, the guy called the vet. Instead of the vet, the cops came and took it away. Cos it was Ill-eagle.
3. My Friend Smuggled a Sick Eagle Across The Border So It Can Get Treatment It's an ill-eagle.
4. How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S? It's an ill-eagle activity
5. If an eagle if sick, it is not only immoral to not take it to a vet... ... it is ill-eagle.

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Illeagle One Liners

Which illeagle one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with illeagle? I can suggest the ones about eagle and sick.

1. Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america? Because that would be illeagle
2. Why did the sick eagle get deported? Because he was an illeagle.
3. What do you call a felonious raptor? illeagle
4. What do you call a sick bird from another country? An ill-eagle.
5. By the law you are not allowed to have a sick bird That's ill-eagle
6. I was going to adopt a sick bird to take care of it But I found out it was ill-eagle.
7. Why can't you own a sick eagle? Because it's ill-eagle!
8. Why was the medicine man for bald eagles arrested? He was selling ill-eagle drugs.
9. Why you are not allowed to pet a sick eagle Because it Will be illeagle
10. Why don't you help an accipitridae with a high fever? Because it's ill-eagle.
11. Glenn Frey What did they call Glenn Frey when he was in the hospital? An Illeagle
12. Why is it against the law to hunt bald eagles? Because it's ill-eagle.
13. Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird? It's ill-eagle
14. Why is it i**... to hunt bald eagles? It's ill-eagle.
15. How would you describe killing an eagle? ill-eagle

Amusing Illeagle Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

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