Illeagle Jokes

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Funniest Illeagle Short Jokes

Short illeagle jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The illeagle humour may include short bird jokes also.

1. Why do you have to deport sick birds of prey? Why do you have to deport sick birds of prey?
   >!it might be an illeagle!<
2. What do you call a sick eagle that just flew in from out of the country? an ill-eagle immigrant
3. A guy had an eagle. One day it was sick. It puked everywhere and wouldn't stop. Worried, the guy called the vet. Instead of the vet, the cops came and took it away. Cos it was Ill-eagle.
4. My Friend Smuggled a Sick Eagle Across The Border So It Can Get Treatment It's an ill-eagle.
5. How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S? It's an ill-eagle activity
6. A boy approaches the boarder with a birdcage. Do you have your papers kid.
   No, you have to let me in, my bird is sick.
   Sorry kid, we don't allow ill-eagle immigrants into this country.
7. An eagle gets sick and is arrested ... because, he is ill-eagle
8. What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent? An ILL-EAGLE!
   2X COMBO
9. If an eagle if sick, it is not only immoral to not take it to a vet... ... it is ill-eagle.
10. Why don't you help an accipitridae with a high fever? Because it's ill-eagle.

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Illeagle One Liners

Which illeagle one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with illeagle? I can suggest the ones about hawk and eagle.

1. Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america? Because that would be illeagle
2. Why did the cop arrest the sick bird? He was ill-eagle.
3. Why did the sick eagle get deported? Because he was an illeagle.
4. What do you call a felonious raptor? illeagle
5. What do you call a sick bird from another country? An ill-eagle.
6. By the law you are not allowed to have a sick bird That's ill-eagle
7. I was going to adopt a sick bird to take care of it But I found out it was ill-eagle.
8. What do you call a sick eagle? ILLEAGLE
9. What do you call a bird that's getting deported An ill-eagle
10. Why can't you own a sick eagle? Because it's ill-eagle!
11. Why is it unlawful to own a sick eagle? Because it's ill-eagle
12. Why was the medicine man for bald eagles arrested? He was selling ill-eagle drugs.
13. Sick eagles are forbidden by law. They're illeagle.
14. Why you are not allowed to pet a sick eagle Because it Will be illeagle
15. How would you describe killing an eagle? ill-eagle

Amusing Illeagle Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

What funny jokes about illeagle you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sick jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make illeagle pranks.