ilene Jokes

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What do you call an Irish woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Ilene.

What do you call a Japanese woman with the same affliction?

Irene.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other

Ilene.

What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

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I met a one-legged waitress at IHOP...

Her name was Ilene.

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What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?

Ilene. What if she is Chinese? Irene.

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I have ranked the greatest musicians of all time in order:

Nelly

Erika Badu

Vanilla Ice

Eminem

Rhianna




Green Day

Oasis

Nirvana

Nine inch Nails

Aerosmith



George Strait

Ilene Woods

Vince Gill

Enya



Yoko ono

Otis Redding

U2



Uncle Kracker

Pappa Roach




It is okay if you disagree just let me know, but first read the first letter of each line only.

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I dated a woman with one leg years ago, but

I can't remember if her name was Peg or Ilene.

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What do you call a women with one leg?

ilene

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What do you call a one legged man in a pile of leaves?

Russel. What do you call a one legged woman? Ilene. What do you call a dog with no legs? Anything you want cause he ain't going anywhere.

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My new girlfriend has one leg shorter than the other...

Her name is Ilene Wright.

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What do you call a women with 1 leg?

ilene

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If a one-legged woman is named Ilene, what do you call her after a few drinks?

Tipsy, and an easy lay.

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What do you call a one-legged woman?

Ilene.

What do you call a one-legged Jap woman?

Irene.

What do you call a one-legged black woman?

Ilen'eesha

What do you call a one-legged dog?

Doesn't matter, he won't come.

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I met two trannies at a bar one with a prosthetic leg

One was named amanda the other ilene

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What do you call a one legged lady? What do you call a one legged Asian lady?

Ilene. Irene.

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what do you call a lady with one leg

Ilene

sorry if I killed you because of how old this is

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What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?

Ilene.

What do you call a Japanese girl with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene.

Where does she work as a waitress?

Ihop.

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I used to date a girl that only had one leg...

Her name was Ilene and she worked at IHOP

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Since obviously a lady with one leg should be called "Ilene", what do you call a Chinese lady with one leg?

"Irene"

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What do you call a woman with 1 leg?

Ilene

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