Ikea Assembly Jokes

Funniest Ikea Assembly Short Jokes

Short ikea assembly jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ikea assembly humour may include short ikea furniture jokes also.

1. It's 2021, and President Joe Biden is told he needs to assemble a cabinet Coming back from IKEA, he realizes he's greatly misunderstood the task
2. My doctor just diagnosed me with very low blood pressure. He prescribed two IKEA self-assembly wardrobes.
3. So the wolf of Wall Street has the f word used 569 times making almost 3 times a minute That record was broken by my dad this afternoon while trying to assemble an ikea tv stand
4. I recently rejected a junior software dev job at IKEA. I kinda know java, kotlin and some php but unfortunately Assembly was required.
5. So Marvel and Ikea decided to do a crossover series. Marvel replaced the "Suit up" catchphrase with... ..."Avengers Assemble".
6. An arm amputee bought a wooden cupboard from IKEA which was sent to his home for his self assembly. Needless to say, he was stumped.
7. A guy goes to Ikea for a job interview Welcome sir, nice to have you. Please assemble that chair over there and take a seat.
8. Ingar Kamprad, the founder of IKEA has passed away - flat pack coffins
   - Allen key
   - left over parts
   - missing screws
   This joke needs some assembly
9. We All KEA! My first day on the job at an IKEA store, I was told by my boss that employees needed to go to the meeting room before every shift. I asked why. He said, "Assembly required."

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Ikea Assembly One Liners

Which ikea assembly one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ikea assembly? I can suggest the ones about swedish ikea and assembly.

1. ceo of IKEA is now the Prime Minister of Sweden He is currently assembling his cabinet.
2. Thor, Iron Man and Hulk walk into IKEA... Avengers... Assemble
3. My old school was sponsored by IKEA... Assembly took ages.
4. Stands, tables, meatballs, sofas and Sweden It's an IKEA joke...some assembly required
5. I bought a book on programming at IKEA. There was some assembly required.
6. I like IKEA furniture, but... ...I hate that I have to assemble it my shelf.
7. James Hetfield walks into ikea .. And assembles himself.
8. I assembled an IKEA keyboard it's amain h**... many spare parts they ive you

Ikea Assembly Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about ikea assembly you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean assembly line jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ikea assembly pranks.