Ihop Jokes

Funniest Ihop Short Jokes

Short ihop jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ihop humour may include short pancakes jokes also.

1. Did you hear about the poor waitress who lost her leg in a freak accident? Now she's working at IHOP.
2. A pegleg man is at the amusement park... He is a foot short for every ride.
   He leaves and goes to his favorite restaurant:
   IHOP.
3. I'm fine with IHOP changing their name to IHOB I just feel bad for all the one-legged waitresses who lost their jobs.
4. To commemorate the disaster in Mecca where a crane fell and crushed pilgrims, Saudi Arabia will build a restaurant at the site. An IHOP: International House of Pancakes.
5. I combined National pancake day with International Women's Day Took my wife to IHOP and ordered a stack of pancakes for myself, and 8/10ths of a stack for her.
6. I broke into the kitchen of an IHOP it was a whisk i was willing to take
7. IHOP and IHOB both sound like Apple products for an active person and a chef.
8. What kind of hair do they sell at IHOP? Eggstensions.
9. How to workers at IHOP start their shift? One foot at a time
10. Where is the best place to eat on a leap day? IHOP

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Ihop One Liners

Which ihop one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ihop? I can suggest the ones about breakfast and eggs.

1. Apple fitness products don't work. I tried the iHop and it only made me gain weight.
2. Where do amputee's go out to eat? IHop.
3. I met a one-legged waitress at IHOP... Her name was Ilene.
4. Where does a one leg waitress work? Ihop...
5. What is it called when a programmer throws up at an IHOP? A stack overflow!
6. My friend had his leg amputated but he's doing well. got a new job at ihop
7. Lol Spell IHOP then say NESS.
8. What do you call when a Programmer pukes at IHop? A Stack Overflow
9. What's Terry Fox's favourite restaurant? IHop.
10. (A little offensive) Where do one legged people go to eat? IHOP
11. Where does the Easter Bunny go to eat pancakes? To IHOP, of course!
12. I asked this one legged guy where he wanted to eat He said ihop
13. What do you call a one legged waitress? Eileen
    Where does she work?
    IHOP
14. Q: What's a bunny's favorite restaurant? A: IHOP.
15. Where do grasshoppers eat? At IHOP. A three-year-old made this up.

Entertaining Ihop Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone

What funny jokes about ihop you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bacon jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ihop pranks.