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Funniest Ignoring Me Short Jokes

Short ignoring me jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ignoring me humour may include short ignoring someone jokes also.

  1. A boomer, a millennial and a zoomer walk into a bar That's right- Gen X just got ignored again.
  2. My girlfriend treats me like God She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.
  3. Too soon for COVID jokes? COVID is like fashion…
    We started hearing about it in Italy…
    Became popular in LA and NYC…
    Florida ignored it…
    And it was all made in China in the end.
  4. My daughter just got me good… I said, Did you know you can always see your own nose and your brain just ignores it? She said yeah because it nose it's there
  5. Interviewer: What's your greatest weakness? Me: Answering the semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics
    Interviewer: Could you give me an example?
    Me: Yes I could
  6. My caller id said "private caller", so I ignored it. I only pick up if it says "lieutenant caller" or higher.
  7. My grandpa tried to warn everyone The titanic was gonna sink. When everyone just ignored him, he yelled at them three more times, eventually they got irritated and kicked him out of the theater.
  8. Growing up, my dad said we should treat him like a god... ...so we pretty much ignored him until we were sick, hurt, or broke.
  9. Arguing with a woman is like reading a software license agreement. In the end you ignore it all and just click "I agree"
  10. My wife and I use the pull-out method for birth control .... we pull out our phones and ignore each other all night.

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Ignoring Me One Liners

Which ignoring me one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ignoring me? I can suggest the ones about ignore me and ignore someone.

  1. If someone calls you Fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that!
  2. Pro-Tip: If a girl in a hot bikini DMs you about crypto Ignore him.
  3. People treat me like a god They ignore my existence unless they need something
  4. Why did the Mexicans ignore the "No Trespassing" sign? It was just the two of them.
  5. Women treat me like God. My existence is ignored except for when they need something.
  6. At home, they treat me like God. I'm generally ignored until someone wants something.
  7. My wife treats me like God, she ignores me until she wants something
  8. i tried to ignore my girlfriend's bulimia but she kept bringing it back up
  9. Women treat me like a god They ignore me till they need something
  10. My girlfriend treats me like a god She ignores me till she wants to ask for something
  11. I get ignored so much. My name should be Terms and Conditions.
  12. People treat me like a god. They ignore my existence unless they want something from me.
  13. I made some fish tacos but they just ignored them and swam away.
  14. Americans may be ignorant of other cultures... But at least we invented the hamburger
  15. If someone calls you fat, ignore them You're bigger than that

Ignoring Me Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about ignoring me you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean copying me jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ignoring me pranks.

Ever since I went through with my s**... change operation my kids have been completely ignoring me

It's like I'm transparent.

After I changed s**..., my daughter has been ignoring me..

It seems like I'm transparent

My grandson asked me what it's like to be married so I told him to leave me alone.

When he did, I asked him why he was ignoring me

My son asked me what's it like to be married…

…so I told him to leave me alone. 30 minutes later, I asked him why was he ignoring me

My son came up to me yesterday and asked me what it was like to be married. I told him to leave me alone.

An hour later I found him and asked him why he was ignoring me

Coroner: "i came across my exe wife at the morgue last night."

Doctor: "was it hard to take?"
Coroner: "not really, I'm used to her ignoring me."

"Doctor doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me!"

"Next please."

Ever since I started s**... reassignment therapy my son's been ignoring me...

It's like I'm transparent

I enrolled to online Private Investigator Course but they are not answering...

I'm not sure if they just ignoring me or this is my first case...

Doctor, everybody's ignoring me!

Next patient...

My son asked me what it was like being married.

So I told him to stop talking to me, and later asked why he was ignoring me.

Bob goes to see his friend Pete. He finds Pete in his barn dancing n**... around his John Deere. "What are you doing!" asks Bob. Pete stops dancing & says, "My wife has been ignoring me lately so I talked to my psychiatrist and he said I needed to do some thing s**... to a tractor." [to attract her]

Bob goes to see his friend Pete. He finds Pete in his barn dancing n**... around his John Deere. "What are you doing!" asks Bob. Pete stops dancing & says, "My wife has been ignoring me lately so I talked to my psychiatrist and he said I needed to do some thing s**... to a tractor." [to attract her]

Bob goes to see his friend Pete. He finds Pete in his barn dancing n**... around his John Deere. "What are you doing!" asks Bob. Pete stops dancing & says, "My wife has been ignoring me lately so I talked to my psychiatrist and he said I needed to do some thing s**... to a tractor." [to attract her]

My imaginary friends have been ignoring me recently and generally just being mean

But I know where they live and have half a mind to really wreak some havoc.

"Doctor Jameson, I fell like everyone is ignoring me "

"Next please"

A man walked into a bar and said, hey barman everyone keeps ignoring me

Barman: Next please

A patient goes to the doctor.

Patient: I feel like everyone is ignoring me.
Doctor: Next!

Next please

Patient....Doctor, people keep ignoring me.
Doctor.....next please.

Doctor Doctor...people keep ignoring me..

Next pls... im here all wk.