Ignore Someone Jokes
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Funniest Ignore Someone Short Jokes
Short ignore someone jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ignore someone humour may include short ignore jokes also.
- Someone just told me ignorance and apathy are the world's two biggest problems I didn't know that, but I don't really care.
- You can tell a lot about someone's personality from their shoes For example if they're not barefoot they're probably ignoring evolution
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Ignore Someone One Liners
Which ignore someone one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ignore someone? I can suggest the ones about ignoring me and avoiding someone.
- At home, they treat me like God. I'm generally ignored until someone wants something.
- What do you call someone who has never paid attention to ants? Ignorant.
- Best way to ignore someone? Ironically, a cell phone..
- If someone calls you Fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that!
- If someone calls you fat, ignore them You're bigger than that
- If someone says you're fat, just ignore them. You're bigger than that!
Ignore Someone Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about ignore someone you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean forgive jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ignore someone pranks.
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The difference between rural, suburban, and urban.
- If you stand n**... on the front porch and the neighbors can't see you, it's rural.
- If you stand n**... on the front porch and the neighbors call the cops, it's suburban.
- If you stand n**... on the front porch and the neighbors ignore you, it's urban.
My English teacher had a sore back today.
When someone asked him why, he said, "Well, i was trimming hedges, and I finished the first one, and i felt a little pinch in my back, but i just ignored it. But after the second one, my back just gave out on me."
To which i replied: "So, like the american economy- Fine after the first bush, collapsed after the second."
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A pirate walks into a bar...
Disclaimer: I heard this joke from a friend at work. I've no idea where he heard it or if he happened to make it up. If someone could provide a source, I'll gladly edit the post.
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A pirate walks into the bar and the bartender just stares at him. There's a paper towel stuck to his forehead. The pirate walks up, slams his hand on the counter and exclaims, "I need some r**...!"
Ignoring the paper towel for now, the bartender complies. After a few more rounds, the pirate's loud and obnoxious and having a great time in general.
At the request of the next round, the bartender complies once again, this time asking, "Alright, I just have to know. Are you aware there's a paper towel stuck to your forehead?"
The pirate nods and sigh dejectedly. "Aye, I've got a bounty on me head."
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A middle aged woman walks into a grocery store…
She has been single for the past 5 years and is extremely lonely. She proceeds to collect a few things here and there from throughout the store. Lip balm, a gallon of milk, a few rolls of paper towels, chicken p**... pies, and laundry detergent.
When she finishes finding all of her items she proceeded to the checkout counter. Immediately after she got in line a man came up behind her and began to wait as well. He had a 12 pack with him and was obviously drunk. He was staring at her groceries then up at her, swaying back and forth trying to keep balance.
You must be single? he asked her.
Normally she would ignore a stranger talking to her, especially one this drunk, but she was for some reason slightly intrigued. She noticed he kept looking at her groceries and up at her. Maybe he thought she was single based off what she was purchasing. Maybe he could point out something that would help her find someone to love.
Yes, I am single , she said. But can you tell me something? How can you tell I'm single? she said as she looked down at the few things in her basket.
cause….. he struggled to stand up and looked her in the eye. cause you're ugly.