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Funniest Ignorant Short Jokes

Short ignorant jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ignorant humour may include short ignorance jokes also.

  1. A boomer, a millennial and a zoomer walk into a bar That's right- Gen X just got ignored again.
  2. My girlfriend treats me like God She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.
  3. Too soon for COVID jokes? COVID is like fashion…
    We started hearing about it in Italy…
    Became popular in LA and NYC…
    Florida ignored it…
    And it was all made in China in the end.
  4. My daughter just got me good… I said, Did you know you can always see your own nose and your brain just ignores it? She said yeah because it nose it's there
  5. Interviewer: What's your greatest weakness? Me: Answering the semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics
    Interviewer: Could you give me an example?
    Me: Yes I could
  6. My caller id said "private caller", so I ignored it. I only pick up if it says "lieutenant caller" or higher.
  7. My grandpa tried to warn everyone The titanic was gonna sink. When everyone just ignored him, he yelled at them three more times, eventually they got irritated and kicked him out of the theater.
  8. Growing up, my dad said we should treat him like a god... ...so we pretty much ignored him until we were sick, hurt, or broke.
  9. Arguing with a woman is like reading a software license agreement. In the end you ignore it all and just click "I agree"
  10. My wife and I use the pull-out method for birth control .... we pull out our phones and ignore each other all night.

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Ignorant One Liners

Which ignorant one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ignorant? I can suggest the ones about unaware and clueless.

  1. If someone calls you Fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that!
  2. Pro-Tip: If a girl in a hot bikini DMs you about crypto Ignore him.
  3. People treat me like a god They ignore my existence unless they need something
  4. Why did the Mexicans ignore the "No Trespassing" sign? It was just the two of them.
  5. Women treat me like God. My existence is ignored except for when they need something.
  6. At home, they treat me like God. I'm generally ignored until someone wants something.
  7. My wife treats me like God, she ignores me until she wants something
  8. i tried to ignore my girlfriend's bulimia but she kept bringing it back up
  9. Women treat me like a god They ignore me till they need something
  10. My girlfriend treats me like a god She ignores me till she wants to ask for something
  11. I get ignored so much. My name should be Terms and Conditions.
  12. People treat me like a god. They ignore my existence unless they want something from me.
  13. I made some fish tacos but they just ignored them and swam away.
  14. Americans may be ignorant of other cultures... But at least we invented the hamburger
  15. If someone calls you fat, ignore them You're bigger than that

Ignorant joke, If someone calls you fat, ignore them

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Cheeky Ignorant Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about ignorant you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean ignorance is bliss jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make ignorant prank.

The first time I had s**..., it was in my parent's bedroom. My girlfriend giggled nervously and moaned, This is a bit awkward.


I grunted, Just ignore them.

A kid is playing video games in his room, minding his own business.

His mother walks in. "Honey, come meet my new boyfriend!"
"I'm kind of busy right now. Can you bring him in here instead?"
A minute or so later, her boyfriend walks in. "Hey, champ! How you doing?"
The kid ignores him.
"Don't like champ, huh? That's fine. How about BlueDragon72?"
The kid turns his head quickly. "I haven't heard that name since I was ten..." He then realized. "It can't be.."
"Call of Duty, right? I told you I'd bang your mom."

The best in town!

Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to the counter, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best s**... in town!" Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end. Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and says, "I just did your mom, and it was sw-eeeeet!" Again, the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk goes back to the far end of the bar. Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces, "Your mom liked it!" Finally, the guy interrupts. "Go home, dad, you're drunk.

Not too sure I got the job....

Interview I had for a job:
"What's your greatest weakness?"
"Interpreting semantics of a question,
but ignoring the pragmatics."
"Could you give an example?"
"Yes, I could."

Found this one in my 2014 meme stash

A police officer pulled over a car on a deserted highway and told the driver, "Congratulations! You're the first person here today who was wearing a seat belt and now you're entitled to a prize of 1000$. What are you gonna do with your money?"
"Well", replied the man, "I think I'm gonna get a driver's license."
"Oh, Ignore him.", his wife said, "He always speaks nonsense when he's drunk."
"I KNEW IT!", his father bellowed from the backseat, "I KNEW WE WON'T GET FAR IN A STOLEN CAR."
Then came the voice from the trunk, "Are we over the border yet?"

The first time I had s**... was in my parents' bedroom

My girlfriend said "it's pretty awkward".
"Just ignore them", I said.

Ignorant joke, The first time I had s**... was in my parents' bedroom

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