Igneous Jokes
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It's important not to confuse metamorphic with igneous rock
After all, you can't just take this schist for granite.
What did the Igneous rock say to the Magma.
I'm you but cooler.
Holmes is on the case...
Sherlock Holmes is investigating a m**... where the culprit had used a knife carved from Sandstone.
Dr. Watson finds the choice of m**... weapon odd.
"Holmes, who would kill another man with an Igneous rock?"
"Sedimentary, my dear Watson, Sedimentary..."
What type of rocks are hipsters?
Igneous rocks, because they were magma before it was cool.
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