The Best 4 Igneous Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Igneous jokes. There are some igneous sedimentary jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these igneous boulder puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Igneous Jokes and Puns

Holmes is on the case...

Sherlock Holmes is investigating a murder where the culprit had used a knife carved from Sandstone.
Dr. Watson finds the choice of murder weapon odd.
"Holmes, who would kill another man with an Igneous rock?"
"Sedimentary, my dear Watson, Sedimentary..."

What type of rocks are hipsters?

Igneous rocks, because they were magma before it was cool.

Sherlock Holmes and Watson are out hunting some rocks

Sherlock picks up a rock, admiring it. Watson asks, "What kind of rock is that? Igneous?"

Sherlock replies, "Sedimentary, my dear Watson. Sedimentary."

If you like igneous rocks more than sedimentary ones...

Then you're a raschist.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the igneous pebble jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working igneous dwayne piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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