The Best 16 Igloo Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Igloo jokes. There are some igloo rigid jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these igloo eskimo puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Igloo Jokes and Puns

When I moved into my new igloo my friends threw me a surprise house-warming party.

Now I'm homeless.

I lost my home because I threw a house warming party.

I miss my igloo.

What do you call an igloo without a toilet?

An "ig"

Igloo joke, What do you call an igloo without a toilet?

Two explorers are exploring the Arctic

After some walking, they come across an igloo.

The first explorer turns to his colleague and says, An ice house!

The second replies, A nice house, indeed!

What do you call a cow that lives in an igloo?

An Eski-moo!


How did the Eskimo get into his igloo?

He just walked right Inuit

If you live in an igloo, what's the worst thing about global warming?

No privacy!

Igloo joke, If you live in an igloo, what's the worst thing about global warming?

What's an Eskimo's favorite adhesive?

Igloo

In my day IGloo was a home for eskimos

Not pictures of models on the toilet.

What is the coldest lavatory in the world?

Igloo

My snow house kept falling apart...

so *igloo* it together again.

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Polar bear: Don't you just love these little igloo snacks...

Crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside.

Why don't igloos have corners?

Corners are 90 degrees, the igloo would melt.

Has anyone told you about the igloo industry in Africa?

I hear they have some very liquid assets.

Inuit: "My house. It melt" Me: "I'm Sorry to hear that. How long will it take to rebuild it?"

Inuit: "I don't have Igloo"

What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr

Igloo joke, What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

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