Idol Jokes

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Funniest Idol Short Jokes

Short idol jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The idol humour may include short celeb jokes also.

1. I was disappointed that my sister started dating a guy who praised Stalin, idolized Karl Marx, and was working to form a union at work I don't know she missed all the red flags
2. My wife kept saying that I was rude to her. She told me I should talk to her like I would talk to my idol- The Rock.
   So I said:
   'You have a body that can turn a man gay!'
3. School report. My teacher gave us an assignment to tell her our idols and then say what we would do if they walked in our house. I got off easy because I said Stephen Hawking.
4. Billy Idol's wife gets very upset when he's behind on the yardwork. Why just yesterday, in the midnight hour, she yelled: mow! mow! mow!
5. American Idol is like that toxic girlfriend. It threaten's that it's going to leave, but it keeps coming back singing the same old songs.
6. I nervously applied to sing on american idol and Simon Cowell asked if I could perform under pressure. I said no,but I could do Bohemian Rhapsody!
7. As a Christian I can't Believe there are Billy Idol Cover Bands The Bible is very clear that we should not have False Idols
8. I was pretty offended when I auditioned for American idol and was told by the critics don't quit your day job But I guess the joke was on them - I'm unemployed.
9. Told my boss my idea for a game where the user would steal an idol from a cave monster. He told me to run with it.
10. I'm thinking of investing in a start-up company that produces religious icons. I guess you could say that I'm engaging in idol speculation.

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Idol One Liners

Which idol one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with idol? I can suggest the ones about pop star and worship.

1. My wife treats me like an idol she feeds me burnt offerings
2. I made a false deity out of bubble wrap today I call Him Pop Idol
3. What do gods talk about in their spare time? Nothing much. Just idol chatter
4. Billy Idol has become a US citizen It was a nice day to start again
5. Who does Billy Talent look up to the most? Billy Idol
6. After the Swiss Idol, After the Swiss Idol, a Bern resident was found dead in his home.
7. Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
8. What does a windmill say when it meets its idol? 'I'm your biggest fan'
9. What do you call an Arabian singing in a talent show? Arabian Idol.
10. You can idolize anything... You just have to put your mind into it.
11. Was Billy Idol? No, he was moving at the time.
12. My biggest idol is the man who killed h**....
13. Who killed h**... Who ever did kill him is my idol

American Idol Jokes

Here is a list of funny american idol jokes and even better american idol puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• If Americans cared about elections like they care about American Idol, we would still end up with celebrity idiots in government.
• There's been a lot of talk about voting this past week... Was American idol back on or something?
• Q: What is the difference between the American flag and American Idol?
  A: The American flag actually has stars.

Cheerful Fun Idol Jokes for Lovely Laughter

What funny jokes about idol you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean emo kid jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make idol pranks.