Idly Jokes
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What is white, fluffy and naps idly on the field?
A sleep.
I changed a man's life
I was on my way home from work and I passed by an apartment block. At the top of that 10 story apartment block there was a man, legs perched over the edge, about to do the unthinkable.
I knew I couldn't stand idly by and watch on in morbid curiosity, so I sprinted down the footpath and up the stairs and when I got to the roof I sat beside the man.
In less than a minute I had convinced him to get off that ledge, through the power of speech and connection with a fellow human being, I changed a mans life. And all I said was "Jump."
Being Fired
If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will enjoy this.
A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall and idly picking his teeth. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business. He asked the guy,
"How much money do you make a week?"
A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said,
"I make $400 a week. Why?"
The CEO said,
"Wait right here." He walked back to his office, came back in two minutes, and handed the guy $1,600 in cash and said, "Here's four weeks' pay. Now GET OUT and don't come back."
Feeling pretty good about himself the CEO looked around the room and asked,
"Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?"
From across the room a voice said,
"Sure - he was the Pizza delivery guy from Domino's and was just waiting to collect the money!
A man was driving when he saw something strange...
A man was driving in the country when he saw something strange. A farmer was standing idly in an empty field. Compelled to find out what he was doing, the man pulled over and approached him. He asked the farmer what he was doing, to which the farmer replied "Trying to win a nobel prize"
Confused, the man asked how he intends on doing that. The farmer looked at him with a wry smile and said "I heard it's awarded to people who are out standing in their field."
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