Idle Jokes

23 idle jokes and hilarious idle puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about idle that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Idle Short Jokes

Short idle jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The idle humour may include short lazy jokes also.

  1. I have an image of Jesus that pops up on my laptop if I leave it idle for 10 minutes... It's my screen savior...
  2. After experiencing Lethargy for almost 2 months now......... I think I'm ready to audition for "American Idle "
  3. A woman walked into a church wearing slippers and a snuggy and started playing on her phone during the sermon. The preacher called her out for idle worship.
  4. If I had a dollar for every time someone said 'I'll kill you! Then those threats would no longer be idle.
  5. To all fellow time travelers There's a greater possibility that if a girl looks at me she might feel as if time froze.
    Not because I'm too attractive, it's just I sit idle, doing nothing.
  6. I tried to play an online video game with my car... but it kept getting kicked for idling.
  7. Q: What happens when spectroscopists are idle?
    A: They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
  8. My American Indian friend was with his sister in the back seat of my car We sat idle for awhile and then he said, "can you turn on the i**..."... shocked, i reached around and rubbed his sisters thigh

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Idle One Liners

Which idle one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with idle? I can suggest the ones about slack and quiet.

  1. What's the talent show where the contestants do basically nothing? "American Idle"
  2. What do you call a neighbourhood full of idle novelists? Writer's block.
  3. I try to keep up with large vehicle emission standards But idling busses are exhausting.
  4. I wanted to move a statue of a god But it remained idle.
  5. A K-pop Joke What's the antonym of bold?
  6. What is white, fluffy and naps idly on the field? A sleep.
  7. If I pray in traffic... am I an idle worshipper?
  8. Why are modern computer processors idle most of the time? The have loads of cache.
  9. If an idle mind is devil's workshop, what is its kitchen and toilet?
  10. What do you call a person that's not doing anything at a temple? An idle worshiper.

Idle joke, What do you call a person that's not doing anything at a temple?

Hilarious Idle Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about idle you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean silent jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make idle pranks.

A lady brought her car into my shop the other day

It had a rough idle. I adjusted and cleaned the carburetor. Called the lady to come pick it up, and when she got there she asked what was going on. I said "s**... in the carb". She said "how often do I need to do that?"

A teacher goes into the principals office and tells her that a student of his, Karen, wasn't doing any assignments and sat idle throughout the class.

The principal calls Karen into his office and before he has a chance to speak she says,"Why am i in trouble? I did nothing!"

Idle joke, Why are modern computer processors idle most of the time?