The Best 7 Idiotic Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Idiotic jokes. There are some idiotic unwise jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these idiotic prospective puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Idiotic Jokes and Puns

In light of some recent idiotic questioning by reporters

A man is interviewed after his wife was swept away in a flood. The reporter asks "Were you close with your wife?" He responds, "No, we drifted apart recently."

The Unconditional Love Test

In order to find out whose love is truly unconditional.... lock both your wife & dog in the trunk of your car for approximately 15-30 minutes. When you open the trunk, who is excited to see you? That's your answer.

*DO NOT try this at home. This is a joke and I cannot be held responsible for any idiotic attempts at the aforementioned Unconditional Love Test.

What do you call a farming simulator
(Idiotic I know)

TIL that vaccines contain a small amount of mercury, a chemical component that leads to autism.

-Idiotic Soccer Mom, 2k16

What do you call an idiotic PopTart?


What do you call an idiotic smooch in the Middle East?

A Damascus

How do you make a hormone?

Or, as this joke was retold to me by my idiotic friend : "How do you make a prostitute upset?"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the idiotic absurd jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working idiotic drunk idiots piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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