Idiom Jokes

Funniest Idiom Short Jokes

Short idiom jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The idiom humour may include short slang jokes also.

1. What do you get when you cross an idiom with a Freudian slip? Six of one, and a half dozen of your mother
2. Whenever I use idioms in the wrong context... ...people look at me as if I'm as thick as thieves!
3. One mans trash... "One man's rubbish is another man's treasure" is a fantastic Idiom.
   But it's a horrible way to tell your kid that he's adopted.
4. A horse walks into a bar. The bartender confuses jokes with idioms, and offers the horse water but can't make it drink.
5. When someone asks you to give an example of an idiom Just tell them you can't recall any from the top of your head.
6. My English teacher started called me over to his desk for an idiom test... I wasn't prepared so I had to beat around and push.

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Idiom One Liners

Which idiom one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with idiom? I can suggest the ones about metaphor and proverb.

1. It's a real-shame I failed my entry-level idiom class I came close, but no sugar.
2. My wife hates it when I accidentally use the wrong word she's such an idiom
3. I never get my idioms mixed up and you can take that to the bank and smoke it
4. What happens when a bull enter a shop It becomes an idiom
5. You know what misquoting the idiom does? It kills the cat! Or is that curiosity?
6. Bad news... Apparently "bouncing baby boy" is just an idiom.
7. I can't think of a single reason to use an idiom If you ask me, they're for the birds
8. Idioms are for the birds
9. Remembering idioms is easy It's not rocket fuel

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What funny jokes about idiom you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean analogy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make idiom pranks.