Ides Of March Jokes
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3/15 is The Ides of March. Do you know what time it officially starts?
At two
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If ya love Shakespeare then ya love a groaner. Enjoy!
I told my wife "Beware the Ides of March!"
I told my wife "Beware the Ides of March! I'm in the mood to do some stabbing from behind, if you know what I mean. "
She said, "I just might die of surprise if you make it to 23 stabs!"
So yeah, only my ego got murdered today.
BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH!!!
Oh, sorry. Wrong forum.
Celebrate the Ides of March with a donut. In fact...
Eat two, Brute.
With the ides of March around the corner
Remember to stab your salad 23 times
Someone should create a programming lànguage called 'March'...
...just so we could have IDEs for it.
Me and my friend Brutus were going to go on vacation...
...but he backstabbed me and went with someone else.
Happy Ides of March!
Beware the SATA of March
Much faster than the IDEs
What do you get when a samurai crosses swords with a Roman dictator?
A Caesar salad.
Happy belated Ides of March, everybody!
People are losing the spirit of the Ides of March.
It's not just about stabbing; it's about coming together as a group to stab.
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