Ideological Jokes
19 ideological jokes and hilarious ideological puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ideological that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Ideological Short Jokes
Short ideological jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ideological humour may include short jokes also.
- Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies It never does what it claims to do but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway.
- My right-wing sister accused me of getting indoctrinated by my college professors for my left-wing ideologies. I tell her "You're just jealous because I actually *finished* college."
- Where does Matthew Mcconaughey's Political Ideology come from? The Altright, Altright, Altright
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Ideological One Liners
Which ideological one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ideological? I can suggest the ones about and .
- I don't think any political ideology is inherently wrong Some are just alternative right
- Communism will never work in Greece Because communism is the working class's ideology
- What political ideology does Hades consider himself to be apart of? Plutocracy
- What would you call the ideology of a Z which has an electron missing? Zionism
- Which political ideology did the late Stephen Hawking subscribe to?
- n**... was such a great ideology ~6 million Jews were dying to try it
Ideological Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about ideological you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ideological pranks.
I've been ridiculed by both sides for not picking an ideology. The very fact that I can't clearly define which way I roll seems to enrages people.
I don't pay attention to how I put the toilet paper on.
Steve Rogers in Captain America: The First Avenger is a college student.
1. A friendly man gets him to do drugs.
2. He has to work real hard to get his friend out of trouble.
3. He takes a stand against people with different ideology.
4. He doesn't get the girl.
And,
5. When he finally goes to sleep, he doesn't wake up for 70 years.
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A fascist, liberal, and communist start arguing who's got a better ideology
To settle their argument, they decide to see whose ideology can make a cat eat mustard.
Fascist takes a spoonful of mustard and forcefully shoves it down the cat's t**....
Liberal puts mustard between two pieces of tasty meat and thus tricks the cat into eating it.
Communist smears mustard below the cat's tail. Poor animal starts meowing and tries to lick it off. Communist says: Note, it's eating mustard voluntarily and with a cheerful song!
Marx as a Student
In University, Karl Marx's Political Economics professor noted that every day, the young man would get up halfway through class and walk out, which caused a good deal of disruption. The professor quickly grew tired of the daily distraction, and so one day, as Marx stood up and prepared to leave, the professor stopped lecturing and turned to him.
"I am curious, Mr. Marx, what it is about my teaching you find so intolerable that you cannot sit through more than half of any given lecture."
Karl looked surprised for a moment, but quickly understood what the problem was, and said, "Oh, no, sir, it's nothing like that. See, I have a class on "Proletariat ideology" that starts in five minutes, and I'll be dropped from the course if I'm late."
The professor was confused. "You mean to tell me that the University registered you for two courses during the same time?"
"Yes, sir," Marx responded. "So it's nothing personal. Just a class conflict."