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"Let me be Frank with you."
I stole her cultural identity so I could take her land
It's his altar ego.
*points thumbs at chest*
That guy.
Now the police call that Identity theft.
The judge decides that the best punishment is to tie them up in a courtyard and for $5 you can punch the identity thief so he can never use his charm to con again, or for $10 you can kick the rapist in the nuts. The police officer in charge of this spots a girl kick the identity thief in the nuts and says, "Hey! You can't do that!" The girl asks, "Why not?" And the cop says, "Because this is the punchline."
I've heard of it but don't know what it means?
A bank robber wanted to keep his identity a secret, but he forgot to bring his mask. He told everyone in the bank not to look at him or he would shoot them.
One foolhardy customer sneaked a look, and the bank robber did what he said he would... he shot him. The robber asked the crowd if anyone else had seen his face...
One customer, gazing intently at the ground, said "I think my wife got a glimpse."
I could be anybody I wanted to. Turns out this is called identity theft.
Police are calling it a misgnomer
The woman gets a concussion, some stitches, and a diagnosis of dissociative identity disorder.
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An impawster.
Police question Professor P about the identity of a criminal who has committed a series of heinous acts. P implies Q.
I bought him a snickers
Identity theft!
A math joke. Credit goes to Ben.
I mean girl.
Matt Damon returns in ..........Still Bourne
The psychiatrist just diagnosed my cat for having dissociative identity disorder.
She now have 45 lives.
Yeah. They all have trans-sisters...
The Bjorn Identity.
Disguise!
He said "living the dream." I told him, hey good to hear.
Turned out he just has dissociative identity disorder.
You know who you are.
A sheep goes to see a doctor.
"How are ewe doing today," he asks.
"I'm a little horse," she says.
"Ma'am," says the doctor, "I'm afraid you have a dissociative identity disorder."
I hope they can do a better job with it.
"Look at this photograph"
"Honey, I need to tell you something."
"What is it Frank? You can tell me anything."
"I've been keeping my real identity a secret from you."
"I can't believe this. You've been lying to me all this time. ...I'm disappointed."
"Hi disappointed, I'm Bruce."
A pig with an identity crisis.
He's watching me like a hawk.
Name of the app is White Noise.
Anonogon.
Cluck Kent
^(My eight year old told me he made that up.)
You Kent
I'm having an identity crisis.
An impasta
On the bright side, I got it back in the mail with a note.
It said "It sucks to be you."
Now I am wanted by the cops for identity theft.
Identity politics. Nothing ever gets done.
No one will ever see through his disguise, not even him.
John Dough
...of course, if you do, then their identity will be on the tip of your tongue.
Some woman at the mall just parked really badly and had a go at me like it was my fault.
Pita Parker
He replied, "I have been waiting here for 10 minutes. Can I have my latte please?"
They got all his Kenny logins
the doctors were trying to convince me I'm actually a Swedish guy who has forgotten his identity... But I wasn't Bjorn yesterday.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
I am.
I am who?
You tell me!!
I used my friend Michael's identity to enter an electromagnetism conference.
I was Michael for a day.
PS: my first oc joke, please be kind.
A Japanese man in a monastery atop a sacred mountain asks the wise man: - "Master Ayumu, why do all Westerners think that Japanese people look alike?" - "I am not Master Ayumu."
I find it's the best place for self reflection.
Have a 350 credit score
It's an altar ego.
Studies have shown a strong correlation between the sexual identity of patients and whether they're able to accept various different donor organs. In particular, the bodies of aggressively heterosexual patients tend to reject donor organs.
As with studies earlier this year on genetically modified crops, researchers concluded from this data that straight men don't like trans plants.
It was a case of Miss Taken identity.
Therapist: I think I have dissociative identity disorder.
Therapist: Don't listen to him, he doesn't know what he's talking about.
You can't imagine how good it felt to be free of debt for the first time.
Turns out this is called identity theft.
It was a simple case of mask-staken identity.
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