Identity Disorder Jokes

Funniest Identity Disorder Short Jokes

Short identity disorder jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The identity disorder humour may include short identity crisis jokes also.

1. What did the woman with dissociative identity disorder tell her psychologist? "Let me be Frank with you."
2. Who's got two thumbs and dissociative identity disorder? *points thumbs at chest*
   That guy.
3. Cat with mental disorder The psychiatrist just diagnosed my cat for having dissociative identity disorder.
   She now have 45 lives.
4. What exactly is dissassociative identity disorder? I've heard of it but don't know what it means?
5. A mailman, a boy, and a unicorn walk into a bar. The woman gets a concussion, some stitches, and a diagnosis of dissociative identity disorder.
6. Therapist: So what brings you two in today? Therapist: I think I have dissociative identity disorder.
   Therapist: Don't listen to him, he doesn't know what he's talking about.
7. My friend told me that he was diagnosed with Dissociative Identity Disorder. I bought him a snickers
8. That's baaad A sheep goes to see a doctor.
   "How are ewe doing today," he asks.
   "I'm a little horse," she says.
   "Ma'am," says the doctor, "I'm afraid you have a dissociative identity disorder."
9. I called an old friend and asked how he's been. He said "living the dream." I told him, hey good to hear.
   Turned out he just has dissociative identity disorder.
10. I told my patient that you have a Dissociative identity disorder. He replied, "I have been waiting here for 10 minutes. Can I have my latte please?"

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Identity Disorder One Liners

Which identity disorder one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with identity disorder? I can suggest the ones about dissociative identity disorder and dissociative identity.

1. There's no 'I' in 'team,' But there are six in 'Dissociative Identity Disorder.'
2. If I were you... I'd have an identity disorder.
3. What does a man with dissociative identity disorder say after s**...? And? Who was I?

Dissociative Identity Disorder Jokes

Here is a list of funny dissociative identity disorder jokes and even better dissociative identity disorder puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My doctor said I have dissociative identity disorder I don't think he knows who he's talking about.

Hilarious Identity Disorder Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

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