Identities Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

What do you call two identical looking boobs?


A thief stole a sine and a cosine.

He took the two identities to a beach. However, they were too heavy for him to carry. Β He wanted to keep them under the sand, but the beach was so narrow that it could only contain one of them: sine or cosine.

He decided that, using his mathematical skills, that he would stack sine over cosine - but that resulted in tan! He did not want to get tan. So he stacked cosind over sine...

and then he got cot.

What do you call a piece of spaghetti that steals people's identities?

An impasta!

What are the funniest identities jokes of all time?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking about Identities? Well, here are the best Identities puns to laugh out loud. Crazy and funny Identities pick up lines to share with friends.


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