Iden Jokes
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How can you identify a French Infantryman?
Sunburned armpits.
I really identify with the trans movement...
For the first 9 months of my life, I was a man trapped in a woman's body!
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An identity thief and a r**... get convicted in a poor town...
The judge decides that the best punishment is to tie them up in a courtyard and for $5 you can punch the identity thief so he can never use his charm to con again, or for $10 you can kick the r**... in the nuts. The police officer in charge of this spots a girl kick the identity thief in the nuts and says, "Hey! You can't do that!" The girl asks, "Why not?" And the cop says, "Because this is the punchline."
How Can You Identify a Bald Eagle?
All his feathers are combed to one side
I've always identified with Professor Calamitous from Jimmy Neutron...
But I never bothered to figure out why.
I had my identity stolen.
Now I don't know who I am.
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I identify as a s**... Atheist
I dont believe I'll ever get laid.
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I identify as Buysexual.
If I want s**..., I have to buy it!
I identify as a Nuclear Submarine but my high anxiety prevents me from joining the Navy.
I think its because I crack under pressure.
I identify as an employee wherever I go.
Now I can use any bathroom I need to.
My identical twin brother and I were both arrested this weekend.
But there was a mix-up during processing. Now we are finishing each other's sentences.
I identify as counter strike,
and I find this globally offensive.
What do identical stars do?
Twin-kle
I identify as the second largest oceanic division...
I am a Trans-Atlantic.
My identity was stolen two days ago.
They called today begging for me to take it back.
What do you mean I can't identify as a television?
Just watch me!
I identify as all real numbers.
Call me by my new pronoun:
xeR
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I identify as a tri-s**......
I try to have s**..., but I fail.
I identify as a ferrari
Because I like to have two people inside of me.
How can you identify a good farmer?
He's out standing in his field.
My wife's identical twin sister is living with us till she finds a job
I said to my friend
He asked do you know how to tell them apart ?
I remarked why should I ?
If identical siblings are both interested in something,
Do they have twin piques?
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