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"I have no idea," the captain says, "but he goes nuts every year when we pass him."
"Good idea," I replied. "We can cover more ground that way."
I have no idea who let her into my office.
I own a small allotment. Every night someone throws soil in on top of in. I've absolutely no idea why.
The plot thickens.
None of them liked the concept, but their grandparents were sold on the idea.
The owner calls a meeting with all of his 200 employees out on the plant floor.
"Ok everyone, we are in deep trouble. I will give $2000 dollars to the first person that comes to me with a cost saving idea."
Immediately a guy in the front row shoots up his hand.
Owner says "Yes, Barry. That was fast, what's your cost saving plan?"
Barry says "make it $1000".
A man with a stutter is visiting the doctor.
"How's the stutter?", asks the doctor.
"It's g-getting better. My mate calls me D-Donkey," replies the man.
"Any idea why?" The doctor asks.
"No, but he aw he aw he aw he always calls me that."
"No way. That's impossible!" she said.
"Trust me," I said, "I have no idea where our baby is."
1272AD - Arab Muslims invent the first condoms using the lower intestine of goats.
1856AD - English farmers improve on the idea by first removing the intestine from the goat.
...and that "we should split up"
"Good idea", I said, "that way we can cover more ground"
two to three times a week; whereas a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year. This is upsetting news to me. I had no idea I was Japanese.
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She has no idea what it is, but she knows what you can do with it.
Swim, ride, hike, dance, play tennis, ...
Girlfriend: "I'm sick of you pretending you're a detective. I think we should split up."
Me: "Good idea. We can cover more ground that way."
In 1272, a Welsh inventor created the first condom using a sheeps lower intestine.
In 1873 the English somewhat refined the idea by taking it out of the sheep first.
~ Obligatory edit. No, it took them 601 years to get the welsh out of the sheep to make the condoms.
To ask him about ideas for the new iPhone.
The disgruntled designer told them "Jack off".
The marketing department found the idea fantastic.
What a great idea.
Not got kids? Hire a babysitter anyway, say kid is asleep upstairs and not to be woken. On your return ask where your child is.
But he had no idea what to do once he got to third base.
In the 18th century the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first.
Now he is 70, we have no idea where he is
I have no idea but it's in my basement please send help.
I'll leave now.
But turns out, it was tekken
I have no idea what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
He said Sure, if it bothers you, I'll stop.
I'm ok with killing babies... but the idea of a woman making decisions just doesn't sit right with me.
I had no idea he was a barber.
... I said that was a good idea, because I wouldn't want a flat minor.
Blew my mind. I've been his customer for years. I had no idea he was a barber.
"I have no idea, Someoneyourownsize"
Thanks for nothing.
is sphere itself.
*on Shark Tank*
Sharks: what's your idea?
Me: ridiculously wide sunglasses
Shark 1: I'm out
Shark 2: I'm out as well
Hammerhead shark: tell me more
i went to the liquor store on my bike and bought a bottle vodka and put it in the basket on the front...then it occoured to me that if i fall or something happens then the bottle might break. so i drank it all right there and its a good thing i did cause i fell 7 times on the way home
apparently this was posted before...i had no idea. a friend sent me a voice recording of someone telling it and i posted it ..sorry
The Mechanical engineer says: "It's a broken starter".
The Electrical engineer says: "Dead battery".
The Chemical engineer says: "Impurities in the gasoline".
The IT engineer says: "Hey guys, I have an idea how about we all get out of the car and get back in".
*this is an old one but I'll give it a try*
...so he sees a nice looking cowgirl sitting on a bar stool. He doesn't know how to approach her so he just takes a seat somewhere else. After a while he gets an idea. He gets up, pulls out his gun, and shoots and kills everyone in the room, but her. He goes to her and says: "Now what is a nice-looking lady like yourself doing here all alone?"
This is very upsetting as i had no idea i was Japanese.
In 1873, the British refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first.
"No. That's why we want to go to the moon."
Now there is a disabled guy in the White House and all they do is compalain about it.
I'd be like Yo, what's with all these dimes?
a new cab driver on his shoulder to ask him something. The driver squealed EEEEEEEEEE! , lost control of car, and screeched to a stop after mounting the sidewalk. The passenger apologised profusely & said: "I had no idea you would be startled by me tapping your shoulder!"
Driver replied: Im sorry it's not your fault; I used to be funeral driver for 25 years.
My wife's still really angry about it but me and Dave were drunk and thought it was a great idea
His pal warns, "That might not be such a good idea. Have you seen how many of their owners go blind?"
At first, it sounds like a great idea.
But then you're on your knees in the living room, with a mess on the carpet, wishing you'd have just paid someone.
*Since the bartender is not a chemist, he has no idea that H2O2 is the chemical formula for hydrogen peroxide, and gives both chemists a glass of water.*Β
An American flight attendant sees a suspicious looking couple on board and reports it to the captain.
"Sir, I think we have a case of human traficking! There is an extremely sexy female passenger on board, who looks quite frightened, almost like she has no idea what is going to happen next. The man she is with is a fat old slob and old enough to be her father. He's very sleazy, very sullen and although he speaks English, it is impossible to make out what he's trying to say."
The captain sighed and replied, "look Susan, we've been through this many times before, this is Air Force One..."
My dad went to get his first pack of cigarettes ever and I never saw him again.
Now I have no idea what to do, because the oven door is facing the wall.
Lovely man, terribly bad foreign language teacher. No idea why the school hired him.
The bartender asks the rabbit What can I get you to drink .
The rabbit says I have no idea, I'm only here because of autocorrect .
Guess I shouldn't have skipped the other 1,983 movies.
We may not have as much experience as y'all Yanks when it comes to snow, but after tinkering with it a couple minutes I think all of us Texans can agree to try and make a tire out of snow is a pretty dumb idea.
We'll keep our tires made of rubber, thanks.
I said good idea, we can cover more ground that way
Maybe being a tour guide wasn't such a great idea after all.
I tried, but have no idea which parish he's serving in now.
the string proceeds to tie himself up and then dishevels the threads at the top of his head and at his feet. The string then walks back into the bar and orders a drink, bartender looks and says hey aren't you that string I just threw out?
String says No , I am a frayed knot!
I have no idea when they will resurface.
Because you'll be Finnished.
I think I'll write a book about it
Wife: "So vampires do turn into bats."
(I have no idea if she heard this elsewhere, but I def laughed at breakfast.)
I give it six months.
They told me it was Hylian likely that they would make the Hero of Thyme.
I have no idea I said
But Alaska
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