Idaho Jokes
59 idaho jokes and hilarious idaho puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about idaho that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
A chuckle-filled collection of jokes about Idaho! From the infamous tuber to the Tali of BYU Idaho and Idaho State University, explore the humor of the Gem State in this lighthearted collection.
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Short idaho jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The idaho humour may include short idaho state jokes also.
- Why were there only 49 contestants in the National Ebonics Beauty Pageant? Nobody wanted to wear the sash that says "Idaho".
- What do you get when you combine someone from Colorado and someone from Idaho? A Baked Potato
- What do people in Idaho say when they touch something hot? Hot Potato.
What do people in Mexico say when they touch something hot?
Hot tamale.
What about people in China?
Hot dog. - My buddy once told me that there isn't any state in the USA emptier than Iowa. I told him "Idaho about that".
- I took pi to Idaho, Kansas and Utah .... My math teacher always told me to take it to three dismal places
- Apparently the temperature difference from 12PM to 12AM in Idaho ranges from 80 - 40 It's like night and day
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Idaho One Liners
Which idaho one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with idaho? I can suggest the ones about tater and pageant.
- So a Latvian man went to Idaho Because he died.
- What did Delaware? Idaho, Alaska.
As soon as I finish my Minnesota. - The best thing about the 80 mph speed limit in Idaho? Makes it so much easier to leave
- What state has the largest amount of self made prostitutes? Idaho
- Kratos visited Idaho's capital Boyse
- What do you call a potato on the street corner? Idaho
- Guess where my cheating girlfriend now lives? Idaho
- What do you call a group of people from Idaho? Deydahoes.
- Why is there no privacy in Idaho? The potatoes have eyes.
- For Christmas my ex-girlfriend gave mr. potato head. Now they're off in Idaho together.
- Can someone tell me the capital of Idaho Because Idaknow...
- What do prostitutes say when you first meet them? IDAHO
- "Where do you want to go for your vacation?" "Idaho"
*I don't know* - If we have an Idaho, why don't we have an Idapimp? Rimshot.mp3
- Gettin noisy in Boise because Idaho ;))))))))));
Howlingly Hilarious Idaho Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening
What funny jokes about idaho you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean spec jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make idaho pranks.
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How can you spot the p**... at the Miss America pageant?
She's wearing a sash that says Idaho.
Picabo Street is a former World Cup alpine ski racer and model. When she was inducted into the National Ski Hall of Fame in 2004, her home town of Triumph, Idaho dedicated an entire wing of the local hospital to her.
It's called the Picabo ICU.
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2 potatoes standing on the side of the road. How can you tell which one is the h**...?
The one wearing the sack that reads IDAHO
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What US state was founded by black prostitutes?
Idaho! get it I - Da - h**....
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What's the sluttiest state?
Idaho.
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idaho?
nah actualy U DA h**...
xD lol i heard ths in class today ;)
Ernie
Hemingway sitting in a joint in Idaho, drink in hand, summer 1961.
Two broads, a brunette and redhead, drift into the bar, see Hemingway.
They caper over, exchange a glance - Red says "So, big guy, we need to know. She says briefs, I say boxers. Which?".
"Depends"
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Why are there only 49 Miss Black America contestants?
..Because none of them want to be Miss. Idaho
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Idaho
The official potato of your mom
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What do call a g**... from Idaho?
A spud muffin.
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Which state declares she's a p**...?
Idaho
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What's a narcissistic h**...'s favorite state?
Idaho.
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Why don't Black women enter beauty pageants in Boise?
They don't want to be called Miss I-DA-h**....
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Why is Wyoming so Windy?
Because Idaho s**... and Nebraska Blows.
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Which state has the highest percentage of self-identifiying w**...?
Idaho
Sen. Franklin R. Lee of Idaho was instrumental in obtaining a 100-megawatt hydroelectric plant...
.. on the Givva River for the benefit of his hometown, Medea. When the plant was finished, the dedication plaque read:
> Frank Lee, Medea, Idaho, Givva Dam
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What do you call s**... girls from Idaho?
Tater thots
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Why do pervs go to idaho
To eye da h**...
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A cargo ship sank in the ocean. The cargo, Idaho potatoes and rubber p**..., floated in the vicinity.
The Coast Guard had received a distress call, but a chopper arrived to find no ship in the water. Seeing the cargo strewn about on the water, they decided to send a diver down to look for the ship.
"I already know what kind of ship to look for," the diver told the chopper pilot.
"How could you possibly know what kind of ship it was?" replied the pilot.
"It was a dictatorship."
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Alright, which of you fifty states is the p**...
Idaho
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Pulled over
A p**... gets pulled over. The cop asks "Where you're from?" She responds "Idaho". The cop says "I know you are, but where you're from?"
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When I passed through Nevada, all i saw were h**...'s. Then in Utah, I didnt see as many, but there were quite a few h**...'s if you looked. When I left Salt Lake City, the truth hit me like a brick when I crossed the border...
Idaho.
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National American beauty pageants should only have 49 participating states
Because no self-respecting woman should wear a sign saying Idaho
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I was in Idaho last week, and found out what their state bird is.
A middle finger to liberals.
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What did the p**... say when asked her profession and state of residence?
Idaho
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Nuns
Sitting behind a couple of nuns at a baseball game, whose headgear partially blocked the view, three men decided to badger the nuns in an effort to get them to move. In a very loud voice, the first guy said, "I think I'm going to move to Utah, there are only 100 nuns living there." The second guy spoke up and said, "I want to go to Montana, there are only 50 nuns living there." The third guy said, "I want to go to Idaho, there are only 25 nuns living there." One of the nuns turned around, looked at the men, and in a very sweet, calm, voice said, "Why don't you go to h**.... There aren't any nuns there."
