Icy Jokes

63 icy jokes and hilarious icy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about icy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Laugh along with our icy jokes! We've compiled a list of the best icy jokes around, featuring references to icy roads, icy weather, icy poles, iced, snowy and icey puns. So grab your coat, grab your shoes and get ready to laugh!

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Funniest Icy Short Jokes

Short icy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The icy humour may include short iced jokes also.

  1. Does anyone know what the movies titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common? Icy dead people
  2. I just realized Titanic and the Sixth Sense are basically the same movie. Icy dead People!
  3. I've often heard that icy is one of the easiest words to spell. Looking back at it now, I see why.
  4. It snowed overnight. I told my wife to go outside and shovel the steps. All I got was icy stares.
  5. What's the winter solstice's favorite type of humor? "Icy" jokes that leave you shivering with laughter.
  6. I told my wife that it was her turn to shovel and salt the front steps. All I got were Icy Stares.
  7. Winds of 108mph, structural damage, flying debris, massive depression, icy blasts, communication difficulties, untold misery and suffering... Yes, I forgot our anniversary again.
  8. (This one's a tad dark… you've been warned) What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common? Icy dead people
  9. I'm starting a cryogenics business. It's called... Icy Dead People.
  10. What do The Sixth Sense and Mount Everest have in common? Icy dead people!

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Icy One Liners

Which icy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with icy? I can suggest the ones about warmer and foggy.

  1. I've often heard that "icy" is the easiest word to spell Looking at it now, I see why
  2. What does titanic and the sixth sense have in common? Icy dead people
  3. What connects The Sixth Sense and Titanic? Icy dead people.
  4. What do you get when you combine Titantic with the Sixth Sense? Icy dead people.
  5. What's the similarity between 6th Sense and Titanic? Icy dead people.
  6. People often say icy is the easiest word to spell and looking at it now... I see why
  7. What do the movies The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common? Icy dead people
  8. The Sixth Sense and Titanic are the same movie. Icy dead people.
  9. What do you get if you cross Titanic with Sixth Sense? Icy dead people
  10. Why was it called the Cold War? Because of all the Icy-BMs!
  11. What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street? Slip not.
  12. They say "icy" is one of the easiest words to spell; i c y
  13. What did the kid who could see dead eskimos say? Icy dead people!
  14. What did Haley Joel Osment find at the top of Mt. Everest? Icy Dead People
  15. What do Mount Everest and The Sixth Sense have in common? They both have icy dead people.

Icy Road Jokes

Here is a list of funny icy road jokes and even better icy road puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Russian proverb: the church is near, but the road is icy... The pub is far away, but I'll walk carefully.
  • People often complain about the way I drive on icy roads They're all like, "Why don't you golf somewhere else?"
  • I remember how my uncle died.. Driving an 18 wheeler rig down a long, icy road in the pitch black with no working headlights. He swerved and suddenly BAM!

Hilarious Fun Icy Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What funny jokes about icy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean snowblower jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make icy pranks.

Regular Russia, not the Soviet one

Ivan and Igor are standing at a bus stop in Russia. It is freezing cold and raining hard. A limo drives by and splashes icy water all over them. Ivan says to Igor, This is a terrible place to live, I want to go to America. Igor responses, Why do think America would be any better. Ivan stares at Igor in disbelief, Do you know what would happen in America? If a limo drove by and splashed you, the rich man would pull over, apologize, help you into the car, take you to his home, make you nice drink, feed you dinner, let you sleep in his warm bed, and then, the next morning, he would drop you off where ever you wanted to go. Igor says, Really? This happened to you?! Ivan, No, my wife.

A corporal needed to use the pay phone but didn't have change.

He saw a private mopping the floor nearby and asked, "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?" The private replied, "Sure, hang on." The corporal gave him an icy stare and yelled, "That's no way to address your superior! Straighten up and let's try that again! Private, do you have change for a dollar?"
The private stood at attention and boomed, "NO SIR!"

It was stormy weather outside, so I was really surprised to hear the doorbell ring.

The doorbell camera revealed it was my mother in law, completely soaked from the rain, and shivering in the icy wind. Concerned she might catch a cold, I hollered:
Please, don't just stand there!
Go home!
I really appreciate my mother in law. This is a joke (which I like to tell her once in a while). In-laws deserve to be treated with respect, just like real human beings.

Once saw a bunch of n**... saluting in icy precipitation.

It was quite the heil storm.

I got an icy h**... from Elsa last week

But three seconds in I was screaming Let it go! Let it go!!

Snowman puns to celebrate the snowstorm in my area

What do vampires get when they bite snowmen?
What is a snowman's favorite cereal?
Why didn't the snowman answer the question?
"He didn't snow the answer"
What does a snowman like to ride?
"An icicle"
How can you tell a snowman is angry at you?
"You get the cold shoulder... or an icy stare"

Did you hear about the farmer who left her sheep out in the blizzard?

She had to take them to the Icy Ewe ward.

What do James Cameron and M. Night Shamylan have in common?

Icy dead people.

What do you call zombies in Antarctica

Icy dead people.

Timmy walked into class 2 hours late

His teacher said "Timmy! Why are you two hours late?"
Timmy said "Teacher, it was so cold and icy out there whenever I took a step forward I slid two steps back."
The teacher said "Then how in the world did you get to school?"
Timmy said "I asked myself the same thing and after an hour I gave up and walked the other way back home."

A fully loaded tractor-trailer carrying 80,000 pounds of Tylenol skidded off an icy bridge, and ended up in the mighty Mississippi.

...Resulting in river failure.

What did Haley Joel Osment find on Mount Everest?

Icy dead people.

I told my wife I wanted her to spread my ashes for traction when the back porch gets icy

That way she can put me to work and step on me one last time.

People think ICY is the easiest word to spell,

Come to think of it,

A hearse is traveling up an icy hill when the back doors fly open.

The coffin drops on the street. It slides down the hill, and goes through a house. It keeps going through a school, then a church, then a grocery store, and then through a gas station. It busts through an arcade, and then through an office building. It breaks through the front door of a pharmacy and finally stops at the pharmacy counter, the lid opens, and the man inside sits up. He looks at the pharmacist and asks, "Do you have anything to stop this coffin?"

Did you hear about Haley Joel Osment being cast in the Titanic remake?

The most iconic line will be Icy Dead People.

A blind man walks into a freezer...

"I was blind, but now icy."

What did Hailey Joel Osmont say when climbing mt everest?

Icy dead people

Antarctic Cemetery

Icy dead people.

The doctors think Icy Hot turned me into a homosexual

Jokes on them because I've Bengay

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